Aww. Graham Norton picked a relationship in his audience and read the couple's text messages and they were so insanely sweet. They called each other pickle and angel and honeypuff in just about every message, and signed off with "xx."

I say this in a distant sort of ICOULDNEVERDOTHAT way. I just think it's adorbs that they grabbed a couple who used actual words to each other.

So...Buffista couples. Own up. What would you look like if Graham Norton read your texts with your SO on international TV. Cute? Embarrassing? Offensive?

So...Buffista couples. Own up. What would you look like if Graham Norton read your texts with your SO on international TV. Cute? Embarrassing? Offensive?

I could only hope that they read out the message Wallybee sent me when I was off to play D&D, which read: "HAVE FUN AT YOUR GAME. I LOVE YOU. KILL THEM ALL."

Oh, and I can't stalk my future husband, because I don't know who he is. I only know I want to marry him because he liked the right previews and he seemed my kind of early morning comic book watching geek. But I couldn't even follow him, because he stepped aside so I could walk in front of him.

Maybe he's stalking me? Maybe he's outside right now. Well, if he's serious, he'll be there tomorrow.

Note for David Tennant fans: He will sign autographs naked. It's on you to work out how to get naked, but I suspect both of you should be.

I have definitely seen people I should at least be friends with at the 11am movie, but have never figured out a way to make that happen! Ah well.

He will sign autographs naked.

Yeah, but he did say that being asked to sign an autograph while naked was "inappropriate."

This was a 10:20 movie. He's evidently dedicated like I am. Knew to stay after the credits too. PERFECT. I can't believe I'm still single.

And, sadly, he's not at my normal theatre (I had to travel to find the movie in 2D), so we're just fated to be apart.

David Tennant wears day of the week socks. That he's willing to show on telly. And Superman shoes. CUTENESS KILLING ME NOW.

David Tennant wears day of the week socks.

That just made me wonder if he had day of the week undies.

he did say that being asked to sign an autograph while naked was "inappropriate."

But apparently if you think it's appropriate he'll power through.

David Tennant wears day of the week socks.

With pink toes! WHY DIDN'T HE MARRY ME???

This "grownup responsibility" thing is FOR THE BIRDS.

I'm working on outsourcing as much of it as possible.

I need someone to come organize my closets. For real, people. This is getting ridiculous. There are items of clothing that I KNOW I have but I cannot find. They are lost somewhere in the Limbo of Clean Unfolded Laundry, or perhaps the Closet of Cat Fur and Despair.

sarameg, this may not work for you, but when I had a cat who was having trouble making it to the litter box, I went to Goodwill and bought a ton of old towels and sheets for cheap, and laid them in the places he was most likely to finally lose control (near the litter box, fortunately; he always tried to make it). When the inevitable happened, I just rolled up the soiled cloth and took it out to the garbage can. I just couldn't deal with the laundry/dirty floor issues.