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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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meara - May 07, 2011 1:15:01 pm PDT #7387 of 30001

...not clicking on ita's link for fear of what sort of crazy shaved beard picture she might produce...

I do have some great bad-date stories. Heck, I even have some great GOOD-date stories that didn't end up going anywhere. But I have to agree with Jesse, mostly first dates that don't go well are just boring. Or sometimes disappointing if you had hopes.

Ginger - May 07, 2011 1:16:08 pm PDT #7388 of 30001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm so sorry, Burrell.

You look great, Kathy.

I think my future husband was in the movie theatre in the row in front of me, except he didn't ask me to marry him. This is a problem.

You can always stalk him.

There was a guy being interviewed whose North Georgia home had survived the tornadoes, but he had 10 acres of twisted and broken trees. He said, "I'm not sure what to do next. This is my first disaster."

Jesse - May 07, 2011 1:18:20 pm PDT #7389 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Re: that monkeytail thing. What the fuck?? I don't understand.

SuziQ - May 07, 2011 1:21:18 pm PDT #7390 of 30001

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I lived. He is cool. No real instant sparkage, but potential second date worthy.

Jessica - May 07, 2011 1:29:11 pm PDT #7391 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And now that I've gotten ita's link to load...I second Jesse!! Why do people want to look like they've got an @ on their face?

chrismg - May 07, 2011 1:42:46 pm PDT #7392 of 30001

"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Oh, hi.

So, how are you holding up?

Because I'M A POTATO. --------------------

Anyone for Portal 2 co-op?

Sheryl - May 07, 2011 1:47:51 pm PDT #7393 of 30001

Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

My deepest sympathies to you and yours, Burrell.

sumi - May 07, 2011 1:52:25 pm PDT #7394 of 30001

Art Crawl!!!

Derby: Woo hoo!

§ ita § - May 07, 2011 2:02:27 pm PDT #7395 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

To anyone reading this who was considering a monkeytail beard--don't do it.

To anyone reading this who already has a monkeytail beard--there's still time. Don't tell anyone, shave it off.

To anyone reading this within reaching distance of a monkeytail beard, roofie them and shave that shit off. Tell them later it's for their own good.

amyth - May 07, 2011 2:10:33 pm PDT #7396 of 30001

And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Kathy, you look fab! Your hair, your face, everything. I don't know anything about hair dye and swimming, however.

Jessica, I dig your blue hair.

Suzi, I'm glad you survived your date, and that there's second date potential.

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