Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - May 07, 2011 1:16:08 pm PDT #7388 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm so sorry, Burrell.

You look great, Kathy.

I think my future husband was in the movie theatre in the row in front of me, except he didn't ask me to marry him. This is a problem.

You can always stalk him.

There was a guy being interviewed whose North Georgia home had survived the tornadoes, but he had 10 acres of twisted and broken trees. He said, "I'm not sure what to do next. This is my first disaster."


Jesse - May 07, 2011 1:18:20 pm PDT #7389 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Re: that monkeytail thing. What the fuck?? I don't understand.


SuziQ - May 07, 2011 1:21:18 pm PDT #7390 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I lived. He is cool. No real instant sparkage, but potential second date worthy.


Jessica - May 07, 2011 1:29:11 pm PDT #7391 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And now that I've gotten ita's link to load...I second Jesse!! Why do people want to look like they've got an @ on their face?


chrismg - May 07, 2011 1:42:46 pm PDT #7392 of 30001
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Oh, hi.

So, how are you holding up?

Because I'M A POTATO. --------------------

Anyone for Portal 2 co-op?


Sheryl - May 07, 2011 1:47:51 pm PDT #7393 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

My deepest sympathies to you and yours, Burrell.


sumi - May 07, 2011 1:52:25 pm PDT #7394 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Derby: Woo hoo!


§ ita § - May 07, 2011 2:02:27 pm PDT #7395 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

To anyone reading this who was considering a monkeytail beard--don't do it.

To anyone reading this who already has a monkeytail beard--there's still time. Don't tell anyone, shave it off.

To anyone reading this within reaching distance of a monkeytail beard, roofie them and shave that shit off. Tell them later it's for their own good.


amyth - May 07, 2011 2:10:33 pm PDT #7396 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Kathy, you look fab! Your hair, your face, everything. I don't know anything about hair dye and swimming, however.

Jessica, I dig your blue hair.

Suzi, I'm glad you survived your date, and that there's second date potential.


msbelle - May 07, 2011 2:47:59 pm PDT #7397 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Mac's team lost their last soccer game. They were in last place for the league and none of them seemed to care.

ION my throat has been sore since I woke up, also headachy and sinus pain. Do not want. I did a shit ton of yard work including mowing it all for the first time myself. I have committed to bringing cupcakes to an event tomorrow, but all I want to do is sit and watch tv.