Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amyth - May 06, 2011 2:42:21 pm PDT #7243 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

meara, oh NOOOO.


Steph L. - May 06, 2011 2:43:42 pm PDT #7244 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

That's just ugly. Also creepy. I'm cool with puppy play, but it's got to be a CUTE puppy, man!


§ ita § - May 06, 2011 2:44:13 pm PDT #7245 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, meara, that's so much better than what I've been looking at: [link] (soOOO NSFW).


smonster - May 06, 2011 2:44:15 pm PDT #7246 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

DavidS - May 06, 2011 2:46:51 pm PDT #7247 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not sure if should say "thankfully", but...I hadn't cleared my history, so

Bwah! Oh, we need to get one of those for Nicole's guest bedroom.


Lee - May 06, 2011 2:47:38 pm PDT #7248 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Can I go back and unclick the links? Bored was better.


Steph L. - May 06, 2011 2:48:08 pm PDT #7249 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, meara, that's so much better than what I've been looking at:

But! It's latex free/phthalate free! Also velvety texture!


smonster - May 06, 2011 2:51:27 pm PDT #7250 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

What the hell? I swear I double-posted but when I deleted there was none.

Anyway.

For meara's, I was picturing Yara Sofia's poodle-esque drag. [link]

Oh, meara, that's so much better than what I've been looking at: [link] (soOOO NSFW).

Dammit, ita, I nearly had to explain that to my roommate. My 22 yo, straight, male, barely-know-him roommate.


Lee - May 06, 2011 2:58:15 pm PDT #7251 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'd ask why ita was looking at that, but then she might answer.


meara - May 06, 2011 3:16:40 pm PDT #7252 of 30001

Oh, meara, that's so much better than what I've been looking at:

Really?!?! I find it so much worse. I mean, the "realistic ass/vag" is...not, and I really don't understand why there's fake hands spreading it apart, but... I feel like the puppy is way creepier.