I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - May 06, 2011 9:22:49 am PDT #7168 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

A few weeks ago, I was only $3 away from getting an additional $10 off, so I added a three-pack of underwear to the order.


tommyrot - May 06, 2011 9:23:41 am PDT #7169 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I Yarn-Bombed This

An artist crocheted an entire apartment.

Her largest installation to date is a fifteen-by-fourteen-foot studio apartment, wherein ­every wall, picture frame, television, and toilet is wrapped in its own custom sweater. Originally stitched in Olek’s own Park Slope apartment, the crocheted mini-universe is currently ­exhibiting at ­Christopher Henry Gallery in Nolita, where it will remain until May 28.


Jesse - May 06, 2011 9:29:19 am PDT #7170 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I just ordered three things from Amazon to get the free shipping, and they are each coming separately.


Lee - May 06, 2011 9:30:03 am PDT #7171 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I probably shouldn't start screaming OH MY GOD STOP BEING SO STUPID at work people, should I?


§ ita § - May 06, 2011 9:31:38 am PDT #7172 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And so I'm defeating the saving money purpose by adding an item almost as expensive as the current contents of my shopping cart, but in my defense I do need it and it's very pretty.


msbelle - May 06, 2011 9:32:03 am PDT #7173 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Probably not Perkins, but it would be entertaining.

I am having a low self-esteem day and cannot think of anything to do to help. WAH! pity party over here.


Beverly - May 06, 2011 9:35:21 am PDT #7174 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

You might scare the wimmin, Perkins.

Scrappy, I'm so sorry to hear about your MiL--that's an awfully debilitating assortment of injuries to deal with for a long period of healing. Does she live alone?

I'm still sporfling over VEGAN, but I'm not touching the bagels argument. Does they qualify if you make them yourself? Including boiling, then baking?


Hil R. - May 06, 2011 9:41:47 am PDT #7175 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I want to report my students' grades and then go home. But I can't do that until the scantron scores from the final exams come back. I am getting so bored with waiting. I had to come in early today (well, early-ish) to deal with some issues with various students and their grades, and then sat while a student took an hour to make up an exam he missed months ago, then walked downtown to go out to lunch, then browsed a toy store to try to find a baby gift for a friend (what on earth do you get for someone who just had her fifth kid? They have all the baby stuff they could ever possibly need), and now I'm back in my office and waiting.


Jessica - May 06, 2011 9:50:07 am PDT #7176 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

what on earth do you get for someone who just had her fifth kid?

Gin.

Or, you know, gift certificate for a mani/pedi.


Scrappy - May 06, 2011 9:50:48 am PDT #7177 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Luckily, my MiL not only lives with my FiL, but she lives very near my SiL, who happens to be a nurse.