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Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

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§ ita § - May 03, 2011 2:54:59 pm PDT #6718 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think you're allowed to sell body parts on eBay.

My parents just stopped giving me money for my teeth after the first one. Since the tooth fairy didn't exist, it was pretty simple for them. I'm not sure why they bothered starting, but there you go. They weren't the forwardest thinking of parents.

Was there H50 last night? TiVo didn't grab it.

Dana - May 03, 2011 2:55:45 pm PDT #6719 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Yes, there was a new H50.

Oooh, and I can watch Glee tonight too. Such freedom, being home on a Tuesday.

flea - May 03, 2011 2:57:28 pm PDT #6720 of 30001
information libertarian

Best headline ever? And weirdest story. (But not an ita link.) [link]

Jesse - May 03, 2011 2:59:48 pm PDT #6721 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You know, apparently it's not actually bath salts like Calgon -- it's code for some nasty drug. I think is what I heard.

Also, I'm sure I've posted about it before, but I believed in the Tooth Fairy for the longest time. Not sure why. Not Santa, not the Easter Bunny, but the Tooth Fairy was totally real. Even though somehow my friends got more money than I did? It's a mystery.

DavidS - May 03, 2011 3:02:00 pm PDT #6722 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Best headline ever?

I'm going to have to stick with my favorite in the Examiner: Tsunami Corpse Lagoon (with details about enormous salt water crocs having the buffet).

Connie Neil - May 03, 2011 3:04:00 pm PDT #6723 of 30001
brillig

My two-cents on being happy about bin Laden: I am relieved, I'm grateful one of the bad ones is gone. I would have equally positive feelings if he'd been captured alive, with the addition of concern about escape/rescue/lynch mobs. I am happier today than I was when he was alive. There are people in the world who have forfeited their right to breath. I'm OK with that.

Sheryl - May 03, 2011 3:14:21 pm PDT #6724 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Watching the Caps trying to stay alive in the playoffs.

Matt the Bruins fan - May 03, 2011 3:16:07 pm PDT #6725 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I lost my first tooth when a kid let go of a rebar sticking out of the kindergarten playground's sandpile (yeah, real attention to safety there) and it smacked me in the mouth. I was more upset about not being able to put the (swallowed) tooth under my pillow to get a quarter from the Tooth Fairy than by the fact that I had a split open lip the size of a frankfurter and a shirt covered with my own blood.

Jessica - May 03, 2011 3:18:11 pm PDT #6726 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Best headline ever?

Nothing beats "Headless body found in topless bar"

Burrell - May 03, 2011 3:22:08 pm PDT #6727 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yeah bath salts are like crystal meth. The new meth? They are trying to make them illegal.

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