Best headline ever?
I'm going to have to stick with my favorite in the Examiner: Tsunami Corpse Lagoon (with details about enormous salt water crocs having the buffet).
We'll be in our bunk.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - May 03, 2011 3:02:00 pm PDT #6722 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Connie Neil - May 03, 2011 3:04:00 pm PDT #6723 of 30001
brillig
My two-cents on being happy about bin Laden: I am relieved, I'm grateful one of the bad ones is gone. I would have equally positive feelings if he'd been captured alive, with the addition of concern about escape/rescue/lynch mobs. I am happier today than I was when he was alive. There are people in the world who have forfeited their right to breath. I'm OK with that.
Sheryl - May 03, 2011 3:14:21 pm PDT #6724 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Watching the Caps trying to stay alive in the playoffs.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 03, 2011 3:16:07 pm PDT #6725 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I lost my first tooth when a kid let go of a rebar sticking out of the kindergarten playground's sandpile (yeah, real attention to safety there) and it smacked me in the mouth. I was more upset about not being able to put the (swallowed) tooth under my pillow to get a quarter from the Tooth Fairy than by the fact that I had a split open lip the size of a frankfurter and a shirt covered with my own blood.
Jessica - May 03, 2011 3:18:11 pm PDT #6726 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Best headline ever?
Nothing beats "Headless body found in topless bar"
Burrell - May 03, 2011 3:22:08 pm PDT #6727 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Yeah bath salts are like crystal meth. The new meth? They are trying to make them illegal.
Tom Scola - May 03, 2011 3:45:03 pm PDT #6728 of 30001
hwæt
Like Jesse said, they're not bath salts, they're "bath salts". You don't have to go through FDA approval if the stuff you're selling is for "external use only".
sarameg - May 03, 2011 4:00:16 pm PDT #6729 of 30001
Mister Kitty was sooo pissed with me tonight. Pilling did not go well (eventually got it in him, but he was one mad kitty, and he doesn't do mad) and then he had to have his feet washed. Oh boy. This old man can give the dirtiest looks ever.
shrift - May 03, 2011 5:01:03 pm PDT #6730 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I was texting Dana, and auto correct wanted to change "Fitbit" to Firtnirt. Pretty sure that's not an actual word, auto correct. Also, it's Go Fug Yourself, not Go Fig.
Hil R. - May 03, 2011 5:16:37 pm PDT #6731 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Miley Cyrus sings "Smells Like Teen Spirit": [link]