No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - May 03, 2011 5:07:37 am PDT #6642 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Tep, I hate Facebook. I have really enjoyed meeting friends' friends on it, but if it wouldn't cause major Drama, I'd rip it down and not look back. I never have any news anyway. I put up quotes from Moms Mabley and a Pembleton quote from Homicide up yesterday. "There's a darkness inside of you, Tim Bayliss..." Although that metaphor doesn't work perfectly...I'd never imagine Bin Laden bent over a straight-backed chair.


tommyrot - May 03, 2011 5:20:57 am PDT #6643 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So it seems there's this big debate on Facebook over who would win in a fight: Batman or Jesus. [link]

The actual thread is pretty funny, but it's an image file so I can't cut and paste. But I liked this bit:

Ronald: I'm pretty sure with enough prep-time, Batman could beat the shit out of Jesus.

Julie: @ronald: That's not really funny.

Ronald: Never said it was. Batman's sacrifice for the people of Gotham isn't a laughing matter.


SailAweigh - May 03, 2011 6:04:11 am PDT #6644 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

For help with your SF/F viewing needs: [link]


amych - May 03, 2011 6:18:31 am PDT #6645 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I Tear Out Enjoyment from Your Warm Treasure with My Flaming Tongue

If my Warm Treasure could talk, it would be saying, "oh the hell no" to the flames and the tearing.


tommyrot - May 03, 2011 6:19:56 am PDT #6646 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So one thing Republicans have been trying to do to put spin on the Bin Laden thing is to assert that torture (under the Bush administration) got us the info we needed.

Sullivan addresses this falsehood: The Big Lie: Torture Got Bin Laden

eta: In this case, we got false information from torture. Good old-fashioned investigations (without torture) got the name of the courier which was the big break in the case.


§ ita § - May 03, 2011 6:36:19 am PDT #6647 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So I'm at my migraine specialist, and it seems they can't find the appointment. The specifics aren't typical, but the frustration is.


P.M. Marc - May 03, 2011 6:38:19 am PDT #6648 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Sue, after a very long and mopey conversation with my mother last night (her: "I don't think I can stand watching CBC tonight."), I had a Rusty Nail and put this song on repeat: [link]

(Lily Allen. It's probably obvious which song it is. NSFW lyrics. I figure it repurposes nicely for Harper, as does half of Tumblr.)


Steph L. - May 03, 2011 6:44:34 am PDT #6649 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

So it seems there's this big debate on Facebook over who would win in a fight: Batman or Jesus.

I read that! And it just made me sad, because it reminded me SO MUCH of the humorless dogmatism of the freak-ass church. Even an OBVIOUS joke was simply taken as an opening to beat someone with The Truth About God's Plan For Your Salvation Through Jesus OH MY GOD WHY WON'T YOU JUST ACCEPT CHRIST AS YOUR SAVIOR SO I CAN GET MY TOASTER.

I wish I were joking. I think perhaps people would be less put-off by the FAC types if the FAC types actually could recognize and acknowledge when someone is taking the piss. (Did I use that phrase right? "Taking the piss" = "Making a joke," yeah?)


Nora Deirdre - May 03, 2011 6:46:01 am PDT #6650 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

(Did I use that phrase right? "Taking the piss" = "Making a joke," yeah?)

Yes. But the connotation is also like, making a joke, and giving the business to the jokee.


tommyrot - May 03, 2011 6:50:12 am PDT #6651 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This Wall Used To Have Art On It

A real estate company painted over a wall of art in Sydney, Australia, prompting this follow-up response.

Heh.