I need to re-up my minionship.
Your kidling sent me artwork that made me happy. Clovis considers that a renewal of minionship.
ION, Dear Dread Spirits of Ebay, favor my bid. Hide that auction from all other searchers, and make me the winning bidder. A jewelry item I've been searching for for YEARS has popped up as part of a bulk lot. Thank you, really bad description writers!
My sister just sent me a photograph of Usain Bolt just after he got bunced (not a misspelling) by a car. Apparently he's A-OK, but WHO THE FUCK RUNS INTO USAIN WITH A CAR IN FRONT OF DRUNK JAMAICANS?
Clovis considers that a renewal of minionship.
Clovis considers breathing a renewal of minionship. He's a very proactive recruiter.
WHO THE FUCK RUNS INTO USAIN WITH A CAR IN FRONT OF DRUNK JAMAICANS?
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Huh.
What's "bunc" mean?
flea, I am so jealous that you get to go to Dublin, without kids, on the cheap. Good on you for going.
I'm not sure how it's spelt. Maybe bunx? To hit, not hard, but it doesn't exactly mean bounce, which is what it's derived from.
Let's, um, celebrate the diversity of people. I just learned from Facebook that a friend of mine went to high school with this woman who apparently married a roller coaster: [link]
Either she's marrying the ride, or she's not marrying the ride. And? SHE'S NOT MARRYING THE RIDE.
Yeah, I'm liberal and kink friendly and all that jazz, but...dude. Some people just need freakin' THERAPY.
I'm so sad I'm already married. There was a ferris wheel I got a vibe from ...