I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 02, 2011 4:35:19 pm PDT #6563 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Let's, um, celebrate the diversity of people. I just learned from Facebook that a friend of mine went to high school with this woman who apparently married a roller coaster: [link]


§ ita § - May 02, 2011 4:49:07 pm PDT #6564 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Either she's marrying the ride, or she's not marrying the ride. And? SHE'S NOT MARRYING THE RIDE.


Jesse - May 02, 2011 4:50:34 pm PDT #6565 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hee.


meara - May 02, 2011 4:53:27 pm PDT #6566 of 30001

Yeah, I'm liberal and kink friendly and all that jazz, but...dude. Some people just need freakin' THERAPY.


Amy - May 02, 2011 4:54:12 pm PDT #6567 of 30001
Because books.

I'm so sad I'm already married. There was a ferris wheel I got a vibe from ...


Sue - May 02, 2011 4:56:24 pm PDT #6568 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Imagine trying to find a venue to host the reception. His side of the family are all huge!


smonster - May 02, 2011 4:58:03 pm PDT #6569 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

No, really, I love you people. Can I marry an entire board?


Amy - May 02, 2011 4:58:51 pm PDT #6570 of 30001
Because books.

Well, certainly the precedent has been set.


sarameg - May 02, 2011 5:00:05 pm PDT #6571 of 30001

I'm pretty sure my biggest and most enduring crush is on my neighborhood. But I'm not trying to marry it.


Cass - May 02, 2011 5:00:17 pm PDT #6572 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

Like, oooh, this is my beloveds' appendix? Wait, spleen. Most nuts and bolts, we know what they do.

To hit, not hard, but it doesn't exactly mean bounce, which is what it's derived from.

That totally makes sense.