OMG. I swear that is the SAME movie they showed me in the 4th grade--IN 1980!!!!
Well, its not like ovaries were doing anything particularly new in 1980 compared to to 1946.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - May 01, 2011 6:31:04 am PDT #6175 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hil R. - May 01, 2011 6:36:52 am PDT #6176 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The movie they showed us, in 1990 or so, included a diagram of the female productive system made out of pancakes.
Theodosia - May 01, 2011 6:55:41 am PDT #6177 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Hil, I think that might put me off pancakes for life.
I can't help but think what maple syrup could have been used for in that scenario.
Hil R. - May 01, 2011 7:26:33 am PDT #6178 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The plot of the video was that some girls were having a sleepover, and one of them got her first period in the middle of the night, and then the next morning, the mother of the girl hosting the party, a nurse, explained to all the girls what was going on. And, since she was making pancakes at the time, she made the diagram out of the pancake batter in the pan.
DavidS - May 01, 2011 7:35:49 am PDT #6179 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So I'm poking around YouTube looking at promotional and educational videos about The House of Tomorrow and Magic Highway USA and other such futurismo and find myself trying to articulate to these white, male, crewcutted engineers why the future won't look like that.
"Well, as it turns out building air conditioned tunnels to drive through the desert wasn't a great use of resources. In fact, resources will be finite, instead of infinite. And there's a fair amount of environmental fallout from trying to pave over the planet. Also, women wind up going to work, family farms turn into agribusiness, drugs and gay sex are fairly common and now our biggest economic rival is China. Which owns most of our debt. Oh, but this is funny, it turns out tanning is bad for your skin but people still want to look tanned so they spray their skin with an orange-ish color. Also, because it's cheaper than plastic surgery, people inject botulism into their foreheads to make it smooth. No, seriously!"
Cashmere - May 01, 2011 8:04:11 am PDT #6180 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
This photo sums up our Disney trip. The Bataan Death March with Ten Dollar Ice Cream Bars.
Lee - May 01, 2011 11:25:26 am PDT #6181 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I just landed in Vegas. I am pretty sure the guy in the seat next to me has the Blow covered.
brenda m - May 01, 2011 11:30:40 am PDT #6182 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Give him time, you just landed. He'll get to the rest.
Kathy A - May 01, 2011 11:42:01 am PDT #6183 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Yeah,my Sis told me about the times they walk through casinos, picking out the hookers at work picking up businessmen.
Zenkitty - May 01, 2011 11:43:39 am PDT #6184 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Hookers gonna hook.