Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
There's little variety available to women of a very full figure, David. At a certain band and/or cup size, you may have only a handful of bras to try in the entire store, and they're usually plain and boring, and like strapping a battleship to your bosom.
I thought you could solve this problem by going to Nordstrom and letting a middle aged woman (Russian in my imagination) grope you. She herself is built like a battleship and intones in a dreadful voice: "It must be done."
I think the basset hound was chewing on a bottle of lotion, which, yeah, doesn't make a lot of sense either.
Considering that dogs-of-today contentedly chew on rawhides made out of smoked bull penis, I'm thinking that dildos make more sense.
Senior year in college
You still look like that, megan!
Me at age 10, winner of the Jodie Foster Lookalike contest.
You look like Emmett!
You look like Emmett!
Emmett looks like Jodie Foster!
Okay, actually he doesn't.
You still look like that, megan!
This is true. You look pretty much the same.
I thought you could solve this problem by going to Nordstrom
And I'm just saying, not even Nordstrom has a ton of stuff in stock when you've got knockers that precede you into a room without the aid of a corset.
Am I too late to ask what people are doing this weekend?
Well, I was supposed to be at a surprise birthday dinner right now but I am whimpering on the couch with everything dimmed and quiet instead.
Sunday is a "stupid boys with guitars and Jack" show and my ex and I cunningly realized that we could get friends to drive so she and I can do shots.
Saturday should be laundry. A lot of laundry. Like, all of my laundry. I hate laundry.
And I'm just saying, not even Nordstrom has a ton of stuff in stock when you've got knockers that precede you into a room without the aid of a corset.
Were you always bodacious? In my mind you're lean with nicotine and sloungey with leather pants and your Mom's still trying to talk you into a haircut.
Sunday is the first concert in the plaza for the summer. Possibly with picnic. Proceeded by a 6 mile walk .
tomorrow will be breakfast, shorter walk and some house cleaning
tonight - as little as possible, followed by sloth , and then bed
I'll play: [link]
I'll play: [link]
That page is private. Don't taunt me.