I think the basset hound was chewing on a bottle of lotion, which, yeah, doesn't make a lot of sense either.
Considering that dogs-of-today contentedly chew on rawhides made out of smoked bull penis, I'm thinking that dildos make more sense.
They're doing it backwards; walking up the down slide.
River ,'Ariel'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 6:14:52 pm PDT #6072 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Polter-Cow - Apr 29, 2011 6:18:09 pm PDT #6073 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Senior year in college
You still look like that, megan!
Me at age 10, winner of the Jodie Foster Lookalike contest.
You look like Emmett!
DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 6:19:24 pm PDT #6074 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You look like Emmett!
Emmett looks like Jodie Foster!
Okay, actually he doesn't.
You still look like that, megan!
This is true. You look pretty much the same.
shrift - Apr 29, 2011 6:21:12 pm PDT #6075 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I thought you could solve this problem by going to Nordstrom
And I'm just saying, not even Nordstrom has a ton of stuff in stock when you've got knockers that precede you into a room without the aid of a corset.
Cass - Apr 29, 2011 6:23:00 pm PDT #6076 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Am I too late to ask what people are doing this weekend?
Well, I was supposed to be at a surprise birthday dinner right now but I am whimpering on the couch with everything dimmed and quiet instead.
Sunday is a "stupid boys with guitars and Jack" show and my ex and I cunningly realized that we could get friends to drive so she and I can do shots.
Saturday should be laundry. A lot of laundry. Like, all of my laundry. I hate laundry.
DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 6:29:30 pm PDT #6077 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And I'm just saying, not even Nordstrom has a ton of stuff in stock when you've got knockers that precede you into a room without the aid of a corset.
Were you always bodacious? In my mind you're lean with nicotine and sloungey with leather pants and your Mom's still trying to talk you into a haircut.
beth b - Apr 29, 2011 6:29:44 pm PDT #6078 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Sunday is the first concert in the plaza for the summer. Possibly with picnic. Proceeded by a 6 mile walk .
tomorrow will be breakfast, shorter walk and some house cleaning
tonight - as little as possible, followed by sloth , and then bed
dcp - Apr 29, 2011 6:41:08 pm PDT #6079 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
I'll play: [link]
DavidS - Apr 29, 2011 6:42:35 pm PDT #6080 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'll play: [link]
That page is private. Don't taunt me.
dcp - Apr 29, 2011 6:44:17 pm PDT #6081 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
I've put a guest pass in my profile.
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