Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 26, 2011 5:04:39 pm PDT #5455 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Not clicking feticide link. I don't have time for a rage blackout right now.

Yup, me too.


Liese S. - Apr 26, 2011 5:05:39 pm PDT #5456 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Nail polish purchasing crisis averted, with Erin's help. She's good, y'all.

Oops! Sorry!


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2011 5:10:14 pm PDT #5457 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This cheered me up a little: Kittens and Salsa

The world’s simplest ad campaign -show your product with cute kittens. It just might work!


amyth - Apr 26, 2011 5:22:51 pm PDT #5458 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I'm so sorry, Gar. Many, many asskicking vibes to you.


quester - Apr 26, 2011 6:02:01 pm PDT #5459 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

skipped...sorry

xpost with tech: does anyone know how to watch a video with iTunes? I rented The Impossible Astronaut and it appears to be playing but I can't see of hear anything!


smonster - Apr 26, 2011 6:10:43 pm PDT #5460 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oops! Sorry!

Ehh, no worries. I find plenty of things on my own to impulse buy. Good practice learning to "surf the urge."


DavidS - Apr 26, 2011 6:28:37 pm PDT #5461 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

does anyone know how to watch a video with iTunes?

It should just open up within iTunes. Click on your iTunes icon and see if that's where your screen's focus is.


Kat - Apr 26, 2011 7:04:51 pm PDT #5462 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh Gar, I am so sorry. Good wishes for you.

Gud, good luck on the job hunt.

Today was A Day. The big giant nasty hives? Still on my arm and has now spread from wrist to shoulder (but only on the underside). Eunice, the RN at the blood center, tells me it's an allergic reaction to the antiseptic. It will be with me for the next two weeks. Sigh.


Burrell - Apr 26, 2011 7:11:37 pm PDT #5463 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oy Kat, I hates hives. Can you take anything to help with the discomfort? Benadryl perhaps?

Nail polish purchasing crisis averted

Whereas I just embraced the inevitable. The Gemma will be mine, as will several of her pretty little friends.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2011 7:18:49 pm PDT #5464 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did they use some weird antiseptic?

Do they put extra salt in salt and vinegar chips, or are they really vinegar chips? God, these own brand things are puckery.