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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Steph L. - Apr 25, 2011 2:16:18 pm PDT #5207 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And speaking of deadly weapons: I just observed a very smart Atlantic intern in our kitchen spreading hummus on a cinammon-and-raisin bagel. This is very, very wrong. I explained to her that, a) cinnammon-raisin bagels aren't technically bagels at all -- I call them "Christmas Raisin Rings," and that b) hummus doesn't belong on bagels, no matter what their provenance. She was unapologetic. Kids today, huh?

I'm just chuffed they used "provenance."

Also? Hummus on a cinnamon-raisin bagel sounds gnarly. But a plan bagel -- why not? I am a food philistine, though, as evidenced by my wild-ass scones.

(Seriously, I kind of want to try to make Skittles scones now.)

Scrappy - Apr 25, 2011 2:16:38 pm PDT #5208 of 30001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Zante currants are actually raisins

IS THERE NO TRUTH IN THIS WORLD?

§ ita § - Apr 25, 2011 2:16:53 pm PDT #5209 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Eww. Hummus.

-t - Apr 25, 2011 2:18:49 pm PDT #5210 of 30001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I you are attacking with hummus, I can see using a cinnamon-raisin bagel as part of the weaponry.

DavidS - Apr 25, 2011 2:19:04 pm PDT #5211 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Eww. Hummus.

Welcome to the Town of Wrongster: Population, You.

Steph L. - Apr 25, 2011 2:19:07 pm PDT #5212 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Eww. Hummus.

God bless the chickpea.

(I feel like that's a quote from something. Anyone?)

t edit Got it -- that really old episode of Friends where they crossed over with ER.

brenda m - Apr 25, 2011 2:19:20 pm PDT #5213 of 30001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I wish I had some hummus right now. Since after a day and a half of worsening pain I found out this afternoon that I get to have a root canal tomorrow. (I was going to say "hummus, hold the root", but I guess that's not really on.)

And then I get to teach a two day seminar on Wednesday and Thursday. Awesome.

smonster - Apr 25, 2011 2:19:57 pm PDT #5214 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

the TSA agent swabbed my inner thighs for explosives

Good freaking lord.

megan walker - Apr 25, 2011 2:20:21 pm PDT #5215 of 30001

"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Eww. Hummus.

Eww. Raisins in baked goods.

Steph L. - Apr 25, 2011 2:20:26 pm PDT #5216 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Geez, Brenda. After week like that, you deserve hookers and blow.

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