Geez, Brenda. After week like that, you deserve hookers and blow.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Apr 25, 2011 2:20:26 pm PDT #5216 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Amy - Apr 25, 2011 2:21:03 pm PDT #5217 of 30001
Because books.
I would eat hummus on a plain bagel. But I also call currant-less scones are still scones. I think it's more about the dough and the shape than what is or isn't in them.
I'm really not looking forward to flying the next time I have to.
megan walker - Apr 25, 2011 2:21:51 pm PDT #5218 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
the TSA agent swabbed my inner thighs for explosives
Good freaking lord.
That's what bothers me about the passport thing. Sure, now it's just people that can't otherwise prove their citizenship, but what will it be 5 years from now?
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 25, 2011 2:21:59 pm PDT #5219 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
(I feel like that's a quote from something. Anyone?)
I recall George Clooney saying that on Friends.
flea - Apr 25, 2011 2:22:37 pm PDT #5220 of 30001
information libertarian
Amusingly, any time you see a reference to a chickpea in an ancient Greek comedy, it's probably a dirty joke about the clitoris.
Jesse - Apr 25, 2011 2:22:46 pm PDT #5221 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hold up. Wikipedia tells me those are what are generally called "currants" anyway: [link] So one would be safe calling their current scones authentic with the Zante currants in.
OH! That wikipedia page reminds me -- ita, is bun and cheese an Easter thing? I saw that on someone's Facebook page, and now I wish I had had some this weekend.
Steph L. - Apr 25, 2011 2:22:59 pm PDT #5222 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Amusingly, any time you see a reference to a chickpea in an ancient Greek comedy, it's probably a dirty joke about the clitoris.
That is seriously awesome.
Jesse - Apr 25, 2011 2:25:44 pm PDT #5223 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Amusingly, any time you see a reference to a chickpea in an ancient Greek comedy, it's probably a dirty joke about the clitoris.
So good.
flea - Apr 25, 2011 2:26:24 pm PDT #5224 of 30001
information libertarian
The Greeks also had a verb (which appears only in comedy, natch) which I first encountered defined as "to shove a radish up the fundament."
DavidS - Apr 25, 2011 2:27:31 pm PDT #5225 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That is seriously awesome.
flea brings all the lewd chickpea scholarship to the house.