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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2011 1:07:31 pm PDT #5185 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Who makes that custom up? I'm sure I'm overreacting because I'm a chick, but I get a severe DNW step-back reaction from the whole thing.


Jessica - Apr 25, 2011 1:09:27 pm PDT #5186 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My experience is that Canadian border guards have been getting progressively grumpier over the last ten years or so. Or maybe I've been getting more suspicious looking?


Scrappy - Apr 25, 2011 1:10:57 pm PDT #5187 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Maybe if you engaged in some border-social nipple-sucking?


Jessica - Apr 25, 2011 1:12:01 pm PDT #5188 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Um....no thank you.

(I have not clicked on The Link. I'm pretty sure I don't want to.)


Atropa - Apr 25, 2011 1:16:14 pm PDT #5189 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Have they ever suspected you of smuggling contraband in your petticoats?

Nope, thank goodness. And the immigration/border guards in Japan were charmed by Clovis.


Cass - Apr 25, 2011 1:24:39 pm PDT #5190 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I think people are boggled enough by your clothing that they sort of forgot there are places you aren't supposed to go, Jilli. Which is quite convenient.

I totally read the "No nips, game over" article. And since I've never heard of anything like it, I am curious enough to look for more information. Because that's either fascinating or someone's being punked.


Amy - Apr 25, 2011 1:26:58 pm PDT #5191 of 30001
Because books.

Because that's either fascinating or someone's being punked.

That was pretty much what I thought.


Atropa - Apr 25, 2011 1:38:07 pm PDT #5192 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I totally read the "No nips, game over" article. And since I've never heard of anything like it, I am curious enough to look for more information. Because that's either fascinating or someone's being punked.

Yeah, I just read it. A quick google of "sughaim sine" only returns 2 pages of hits that are almost entirely links to tumblrs reblogging the image. I call punked.


Cashmere - Apr 25, 2011 1:42:12 pm PDT #5193 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Cash, that's some mighty ass you're banging around that track. You need to work on your War Face. I want you to practice your grimace in the mirror before the next bout.

Thanks. I do need to work on my war face. It's not intimidating at all. There's this great move that our jammers do called The Snatch--where they bend low and put their face at the other jammer's snatch level. It does two things. One, it unnerves some girls and two, it puts your head in her way--so if she takes off, she'll hit you in the head and get a low blocking major penalty. I don't think I'm ready for that move.


Cass - Apr 25, 2011 1:43:51 pm PDT #5194 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

A quick google of "sughaim sine" only returns 2 pages of hits that are almost entirely links to tumblrs

We googled the exact same phrase. Just saying.