Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 25, 2011 12:52:40 pm PDT #5179 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Do you think it's true? It can't be true.

Wait, what? (I am admittedly a little stoned on painkillers, god damn my gimpy back from hell, so I just kind of clicked, went, hey, dude and nipple, and went on my way. I am now going to re-click. Cover me! I'm going in!)

Did you read the article?

Now is where I shamefacedly say, "There was an article?" I just saw the picture and thought that was all. D'oh.


Polter-Cow - Apr 25, 2011 12:54:17 pm PDT #5180 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Amazon’s $23,698,655.93 book about flies.

A few weeks ago a postdoc in my lab logged on to Amazon to buy the lab an extra copy of Peter Lawrence's The Making of a Fly – a classic work in developmental biology that we – and most other Drosophila developmental biologists – consult regularly. The book, published in 1992, is out of print. But Amazon listed 17 copies for sale: 15 used from $35.54, and 2 new from $1,730,045.91 (+$3.99 shipping).

But that's just the beginning. Or, technically, the middle.


Steph L. - Apr 25, 2011 12:55:06 pm PDT #5181 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Aha. What looks like might be the article is all jammed all the way over on the left side of my browser window, in a space maybe 1/2 inch wide. I blame Safari. Lemme switch browsers.

t edit What the hell? It's all weird in Firefox, too.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 25, 2011 1:00:33 pm PDT #5182 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

It is all weird for me, too, Steph. I am not opening up IE to read the nipple article.

I haven't crossed into or out of Canada since 9/11, but I once got back in with just a pay stub (I was a teenager on a school trip, though).

The hardest was crossing out with a 50 year old man, and 35 year old woman and 25 year old me- all unrelated, 1 a Canadian citizen on a student visa (the 35 year old) and carrying theatrical rental costumes for an opera.


Sue - Apr 25, 2011 1:04:39 pm PDT #5183 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I once got into the US with an expired student ID, the only picture ID I had. Those were the days.


-t - Apr 25, 2011 1:05:13 pm PDT #5184 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The article was all squished over to the side for me, too (in Chrome). I didn't read I all the way through, but I've heard of the custom before. Which doesn't necessarily add credence, as I can't remember the context.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2011 1:07:31 pm PDT #5185 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Who makes that custom up? I'm sure I'm overreacting because I'm a chick, but I get a severe DNW step-back reaction from the whole thing.


Jessica - Apr 25, 2011 1:09:27 pm PDT #5186 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My experience is that Canadian border guards have been getting progressively grumpier over the last ten years or so. Or maybe I've been getting more suspicious looking?


Scrappy - Apr 25, 2011 1:10:57 pm PDT #5187 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Maybe if you engaged in some border-social nipple-sucking?


Jessica - Apr 25, 2011 1:12:01 pm PDT #5188 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Um....no thank you.

(I have not clicked on The Link. I'm pretty sure I don't want to.)