Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Apr 24, 2011 8:52:20 am PDT #4980 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, ita, that`s not good.
 
We had scrambled spheres with thyme this morning. And bacon, because what says thank you Jesus for your sacrifice more than salty fatty pork products? It was pretty good.


Hil R. - Apr 24, 2011 8:52:24 am PDT #4981 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There's a school in Seattle where high school kid from a private school wanted to give out Easter eggs to the public school third-graders as a community service project, and the third grade teacher said she could only do it if she called them Spring Spheres. Various news outlets and blogs have been reporting this as if the entire Seattle school district said that kids aren't allowed to say the phrase "Easter eggs" at school at all.


Strix - Apr 24, 2011 8:59:35 am PDT #4982 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

The spring spheres thing is cracking me up. I am totally for respecting of all religious beliefs/non-beliefs in school, but sometimes, the attempt is HIGH-larious.

I think they should be called "Spring fertility-symbol ovoids" personally.

ita, I am sorry you've had no relief two weeks in a row. :(


Hil R. - Apr 24, 2011 9:05:13 am PDT #4983 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The spring spheres thing is cracking me up. I am totally for respecting of all religious beliefs/non-beliefs in school, but sometimes, the attempt is HIGH-larious.

Stuff like "Spring Spheres" and "Holiday Trees" just annoys me -- either celebrate the holiday, or don't. Don't try to make it seem like you're being inclusive by just changing the names of things.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 24, 2011 9:09:48 am PDT #4984 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I sort of wonder what kids do in grammar school nowadays, because I swear all we did in the first 2 years was learn about holidays. I jhust figured now they learn about more holidays


Strix - Apr 24, 2011 9:17:23 am PDT #4985 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

At a school I taught at (99% Hispanic, almost all Catholic) the slightly nutso superintendent wanted to ban all mention of Halloween as it was a "Satanic" holiday... but we openly celebrated Day of the Dead and Cinco de Mayo.

I sweetly reminded him that we were a federally-funded, non-denominational school, and if a holiday was being banned on religious grounds, it was a violation. And that basically, if a kid WAS a Satanist (of which there were none, of course; they just wanted the Halloween party and costume day we'd been planning for weeks, and that the principal had approved for kids and teachers), he could do jack-shit about it. And participation was NOT mandatory.

So...we couldn't call it Halloween, but we did have the dress-up day the kids really wanted. It was "Costume Day" and a "Costume Party." Dia de los Muertos was still celebrated, but I had no problems with that,as it's a huge cultural thing (and fun) and participation was totally not mandatory. You picks your battles...


meara - Apr 24, 2011 9:19:11 am PDT #4986 of 30001

high school kid from a private school wanted to give out Easter eggs to the public school third-graders as a community service project, and the third grade teacher said she could only do it if she called them Spring Spheres.

Actually this was reported on a very conservative religious web site, and no one has been able to prove whether the teenager, the teacher, or the class actually exist.


Hil R. - Apr 24, 2011 9:20:12 am PDT #4987 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I don't remember my elementary school doing much of anything for Easter. The winter concert was always a source of some tension, with various parents counting how many songs there were about Christmas and Chanukah and winter and various other things, and debates about whether "Light One Candle" is a religious song or not, and all sorts of stuff like that. The spring concert was just songs. Sometimes there would be a theme of some sort, but the theme never had anything to do with any holiday.


Sue - Apr 24, 2011 9:21:10 am PDT #4988 of 30001
hip deep in pie

ita, are they not giving you the dosage you need? Os is it not working for you?


Hil R. - Apr 24, 2011 9:24:29 am PDT #4989 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Actually this was reported on a very conservative religious web site, and no one has been able to prove whether the teenager, the teacher, or the class actually exist.

Hmm. According to [link] , the teenager (or alleged teenager) was interviewed on a radio show, but the school district won't confirm anything.

Even if the story were true, one teacher coming up with a silly phrase doesn't amount to anything more than one teacher coming up with a silly phrase.