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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Apr 22, 2011 5:28:06 pm PDT #4820 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The list doesn't say it's good. It says it's for straight women. It implies the gender and the orientation is the unifying factor, not even the quality.

If it's recommended, it's implied it's good. You are still losing this argument, commie.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2011 5:31:23 pm PDT #4821 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I can't go on Fleshbot anymore because they went to the new format. Ah well. We'll never know!


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 5:32:58 pm PDT #4822 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If it's recommended, it's implied it's good

Being recommended is a given. The default state of porn that I'm commenting on is "recommended on Fleshbot."

I'll concede that I'm losing when someone else explains their opposite position. Okay, maybe somewhat after that. But certainly not before.


beth b - Apr 22, 2011 5:46:22 pm PDT #4823 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

YAY Perkins!

Yay tree

yay greyhound

and ma~~~~ to tommyrot and family


meara - Apr 22, 2011 5:56:46 pm PDT #4824 of 30001

I recently read some random thing about clutching your thumb in your fist for suppressing a gag reflex. Makes no sense, but weirder things happen all the time.

...this was actually one of the tips she gave. Though I think she specified it was only the LEFT hand, for some odd reason? ...there were other tips too, but I promptly forgot them as I tried to purge my brain of the sight of her ass.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2011 6:01:27 pm PDT #4825 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

God, sometimes Toni Morrison and my mother could look alike.

And my mother wasn't above pretending to be her.

Though I think she specified it was only the LEFT hand, for some odd reason?

I wonder what happens if you do it with your right hand, then? Some other neurological response? Useful? Useless? Sexxay?


-t - Apr 22, 2011 6:09:10 pm PDT #4826 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Your right thumb in your left hand, or is just one hand involved?

Unrelatedly, 20 lbs of simple syrup is a frigging lot.


Kathy A - Apr 22, 2011 6:11:44 pm PDT #4827 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I have got to make a Goodwill run tomorrow; I've got five bags of clothes to clear out of my apartment (just did another closet purge--some of my winter shirts, the too-big pants, and the summer shirts from last year, which I was going to use as around-the-apartment shirts this summer, but they're just too darn big!). Also, I'm going to make a stop at Half-Price Books and see what I can get for two bags of various books, audiobooks on tape, and VHS movies. Whatever they don't take will go to the fundraiser at work on Monday (used books, CDs, and videos/dvds sold for charity).

The size 28 jeans I've been wearing for just over a month are in the "too-big" pile as of today--yay! Also, I was able to have a Pap smear for the first time in several years since I no longer have too much fat in the way, which is also a "yay", I guess. (Better to know if there's anything going wrong in there.) My doctor hadn't seen me since February, and her first reaction was, "OMG, your face! It's so thin!!" I cracked up both her and the med student shadowing her when I pointed out the only major drawback to weightloss--my legs are getting hairy again (the hair stopped growing when the weight interfered with circulation going back to the heart, apparently).


Kat - Apr 22, 2011 6:17:24 pm PDT #4828 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Did you make 20 lbs of simple syrup? Meaning 20 lbs of sugar and the appropriate amount of water (yes I skimmed!)

No, but it's been on my TBR list forEVER. (I'm pretty sure I took it out from the library once and then returned it unread.)

I'm really enjoying it so far. I had read the NYMag article but not the rest of the stuff.

Do you read Ask Moxie? For a while she was leading discussions on it one chapter at a time.

Don't read Ask Moxie -- I am not doing a ton of parent blogs because it just stresses me out. I should go back and look though.

This week off has been supremely weird. We joined a localish YMCA. I have been swimming every day except today (inspired by sara and Kathy). My regular yoga teacher only taught one of the classes I take when I am off, so I've been thrown off with that too. I did take a class at the Y tonight (the woman who taught it is also a student of my regular yoga teacher). It wasn't the best yoga ever (no inversions, no arm balances, lots of standing poses with long holds, a few backbends...nothing stellar), but it was yoga I wasn't paying for per class and she teaches there 4 days a week so... I may keep going.

I also donated blood for the first time in 15 years yesterday.


Kathy A - Apr 22, 2011 6:21:51 pm PDT #4829 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yay for swimming Kat!!! Isn't it great?

I donated blood for the first time in a few years on Wednesday.

I'm also thinking about signing up for yoga at my community center (where the pool is) this summer. I really want to get my flexibility back as much as possible, and I think that'll be the best way.