The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.

Buffy ,'First Date'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Apr 20, 2011 8:51:15 am PDT #4285 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I just sent that to my friend who sent me the mini-crossbows link with the comment that we should start a mini-army.


Steph L. - Apr 20, 2011 8:51:16 am PDT #4286 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What would you rather be doing right now than what you're doing right now?

A NAP PLEASE GOD. (Thanks to the wrath-of-god storms last night that turned out to be not so wrath-y, I got about 4 hours' sleep. I almost feel drunk from sleep dep right now.)


Lee - Apr 20, 2011 8:53:52 am PDT #4287 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Not having a headache is my answer too, but I'm pretty sure the headache level isn't.

Sleeping is also pretty high up there.


Calli - Apr 20, 2011 8:54:15 am PDT #4288 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

What would you rather be doing right now than what you're doing right now?

Well, eating pie with Dean Winchester's on the list. Sitting on a balcony restaurant in Santorini, sipping wine and watching the sea is also there.

But, honestly, what I'm doing now (sitting on my sofa and doing my job while House reruns play in the background) is pretty good.


Burrell - Apr 20, 2011 8:54:28 am PDT #4289 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm pretty sure that, when it comes to Roe v Wade, it's already too late to save it. I think it's South Dakota... there is one clinic IN THE ENTIRE STATE where one can get an abortion. I'm guessing there are wide swaths through other states where abortion is pretty much inaccessible as well.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2011 8:55:53 am PDT #4290 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What would you rather be doing right now than what you're doing right now?

Traveling the universe in a starship.

Or maybe getting a massage.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2011 8:57:21 am PDT #4291 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think it's South Dakota... there is one clinic IN THE ENTIRE STATE where one can get an abortion.

Yeah. Plus didn't SD just institute a 72 hour waiting period before one can get an abortion? So women have to travel all this distance to this single abortion clinic - twice.


Burrell - Apr 20, 2011 8:57:26 am PDT #4292 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

If you're asking, I'd like a spa day.

Why did my student who is getting a D skip his office hours this morning? Doesn't he know I don't want to give him a D? Why do I care more about his grade than he does?

sigh


DavidS - Apr 20, 2011 8:59:14 am PDT #4293 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What would you rather be doing right now than what you're doing right now?

Eating shrimp remoulade in New Orleans.


Burrell - Apr 20, 2011 8:59:24 am PDT #4294 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yeah. Plus didn't SD just institute a 72 hour waiting period before one can get an abortion? So women have to travel all this distance to this single abortion clinic - twice.

Grrr. It's hateful!