If you're asking, I'd like a spa day.
Why did my student who is getting a D skip his office hours this morning? Doesn't he know I don't want to give him a D? Why do I care more about his grade than he does?
sigh
Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.
'Shindig'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Apr 20, 2011 8:57:26 am PDT #4292 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
DavidS - Apr 20, 2011 8:59:14 am PDT #4293 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
What would you rather be doing right now than what you're doing right now?
Eating shrimp remoulade in New Orleans.
Burrell - Apr 20, 2011 8:59:24 am PDT #4294 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Yeah. Plus didn't SD just institute a 72 hour waiting period before one can get an abortion? So women have to travel all this distance to this single abortion clinic - twice.
Grrr. It's hateful!
Daisy Jane - Apr 20, 2011 8:59:25 am PDT #4295 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
What would you rather be doing right now than what you're doing right now?
Hanging out with the pups and hubs.
Polter-Cow - Apr 20, 2011 9:01:51 am PDT #4296 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Blarg, sorry, Gud.
Jesse - Apr 20, 2011 9:02:12 am PDT #4297 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
If you're asking, I'd like a spa day.
Ooh, me too.
I did just have a hilarious conversation with coworkers about one of their friend's dating and sex life. I hope I never meet this woman -- I know waaaay too much.
Amy - Apr 20, 2011 9:02:16 am PDT #4298 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, Gud, I'm so sorry. Much job~ma to you.
I'd rather be sleeping, and preferably somewhere I could listen to the ocean while I do.
tommyrot - Apr 20, 2011 9:02:42 am PDT #4299 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm so sorry, Gud. Much job~ma for you.
§ ita § - Apr 20, 2011 9:02:52 am PDT #4300 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, so sorry, Gud.
I did just have a hilarious conversation with coworkers about one of their friend's dating and sex life. I hope I never meet this woman -- I know waaaay too much.
Is she vanilla? Also, stop talking about these things.
Unrelatedly, I want ice.
Calli - Apr 20, 2011 9:03:24 am PDT #4301 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Well, crap. I'm sorry, Gud.