Dawn: Are you kidding? Dr. Keiser: I never kid about my amazing surgical skills.

'Bring On The Night'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 19, 2011 5:56:56 pm PDT #4193 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, let me phrase it more simply...recess is the bit between classes that isn't lunch, right? Before lunch?


sarameg - Apr 19, 2011 5:57:09 pm PDT #4194 of 30001

I hated dodgeball and kickball and red rover. I liked playing archeologist/dinosaurist in the dirt and mashing mulberries in dirt pits and making fake pies with mud crusts. And to twist things up, I pretty much bullied the only kid quieter than me into playing with me and totally following my rules. I apologized to Tiffany in high school when I realized what a meanie I was to her, and she totally didn't remember it. And she was a popular cheerleader by then, not in my circle of friends. We both started laughing hysterically.


§ ita § - Apr 19, 2011 5:57:43 pm PDT #4195 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Once you hit middle school, there's lunch and that's it, unless you have a free period.

Huh. I had break all the way through until I was 18. It was very civilised. Five classes in a row would have sucked.


billytea - Apr 19, 2011 5:57:56 pm PDT #4196 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Dinosaur comics addresses the game of Monopoly.

I think he's been reading boardgamegeek.

There's a Fine, Fine Line! (unless that one's just me.)

I think that's my favourite from the show. Probably the one that holds up best out of context.


Liese S. - Apr 19, 2011 6:30:21 pm PDT #4197 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

When I was elementary aged I got in fights at recess. Well, ok, I orchestrated an elaborate system by which I got other kids in fights with each other. There was a lot of running involved. And shifting allegiances.
 
When I was a little older I wandered around at the playground boundaries composing little emo soliloquies about how no one understood my pain.


DavidS - Apr 19, 2011 6:31:14 pm PDT #4198 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

When I was elementary aged I got in fights at recess. Well, ok, I orchestrated an elaborate system by which I got other kids in fights with each other. There was a lot of running involved. And shifting allegiances.

So...you were like an evil CIA director?


Liese S. - Apr 19, 2011 6:37:04 pm PDT #4199 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I really really was. And like an evil CIA director, I never got busted, even though it was all incited by me and my nemesis. Only our underlings had to do time.


Cashmere - Apr 19, 2011 6:37:51 pm PDT #4200 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

When I was elementary aged I got in fights at recess. Well, ok, I orchestrated an elaborate system by which I got other kids in fights with each other. There was a lot of running involved. And shifting allegiances.

A mini-Mark Burnett.


Trudy Booth - Apr 19, 2011 6:37:51 pm PDT #4201 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

When I was in the fifth grade and stupid enough to wear a button-down shirt without checking the cafeteria menu that day I could end up in a hail of raisins and peanuts as boys tried to throw them down my shirt from every direction.

The aides told me to ignore it and, no, I could not go to the library.


Kat - Apr 19, 2011 6:40:15 pm PDT #4202 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I loved recess. In fact, I still do. But now all of my recesses are spent at the copy machine.

I read the Krakauer knockdown of Mortensen from an AP listserv (English teachers don't mess when it comes to authorial smackdowns).So interesting and meticulously researched. I think it was the $75,000 JK had donated that was the impetus.