Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Apr 19, 2011 8:45:12 am PDT #4048 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

(shaking my head)

I'm sorry smonster. This is not right or fair. You'd think they'd at least give you partial payment. Shitty.


Jesse - Apr 19, 2011 8:50:48 am PDT #4049 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Did y'all see that VegNews put out an apology and said they'll only use custom vegan photographs from now on? Huh.


§ ita § - Apr 19, 2011 8:56:45 am PDT #4050 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know enough to even answer your question, Steph. I did see a fairly intricate arms-tied-together-behind-the-back picture that I've now lost, but I'd have no idea if it qualifies as shibari or not.

Also, pictures of men tied up would be *highly* appreciated.

Fuck, I have so much to do today, and so little energy with which to do it. My head hurts so badly. No meds, playing the weekly chase. Last week I had to get a neurologist I didn't even know to refill them. The process is too broken to be called a process.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2011 9:03:27 am PDT #4051 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I don't know enough to even answer your question, Steph. I did see a fairly intricate arms-tied-together-behind-the-back picture that I've now lost, but I'd have no idea if it qualifies as shibari or not.

I wasn't sure if you wanted references for the kind of quick tie-'em-up ties you'd see in TV or movies when a bad guy is caught (or a good guy caught). I think I was thinking of your fanart.

That said, I can definitely give you links for non-fancy ties as well as shibari (which is also *quite* functional; just also pretty while being restrictive).

Also, pictures of men tied up would be *highly* appreciated.

Oh, I can definitely help you there. (Note: not pictures of Tim. I'm not sure I have any of him tied up, anyway. The only time I think to grab the camera is when a cat decides to interfere, because that is COMEDY GOLD.)


Jesse - Apr 19, 2011 9:04:11 am PDT #4052 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, that is not a process. That is just fucked up.

In local news, there were reports of a guy with a shotgun in a local mall, but it turned out to be an umbrella. It's raining out. Makes me wonder what the guy looked like....


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2011 9:07:20 am PDT #4053 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In local news, there were reports of a guy with a shotgun in a local mall, but it turned out to be an umbrella. It's raining out. Makes me wonder what the guy looked like....

Yeah.

Maybe it's not a good idea for me to buy that umbrella with a samurai-sword handle.


Gudanov - Apr 19, 2011 9:09:06 am PDT #4054 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Sorry, smonster much job~ma.

I may join you in laid-offness tomorrow.


DavidS - Apr 19, 2011 9:10:58 am PDT #4055 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I may join you in laid-offness tomorrow.

Noooo! Economic upturn, how could you?!


smonster - Apr 19, 2011 9:11:07 am PDT #4056 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

::raises a glass to Gud:: May you not join me, my friend.


Cashmere - Apr 19, 2011 9:12:21 am PDT #4057 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Most of the Japanese rope tying I've seen has been women. Great knots, though.