Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2011 9:07:20 am PDT #4053 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In local news, there were reports of a guy with a shotgun in a local mall, but it turned out to be an umbrella. It's raining out. Makes me wonder what the guy looked like....

Yeah.

Maybe it's not a good idea for me to buy that umbrella with a samurai-sword handle.


Gudanov - Apr 19, 2011 9:09:06 am PDT #4054 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Sorry, smonster much job~ma.

I may join you in laid-offness tomorrow.


DavidS - Apr 19, 2011 9:10:58 am PDT #4055 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I may join you in laid-offness tomorrow.

Noooo! Economic upturn, how could you?!


smonster - Apr 19, 2011 9:11:07 am PDT #4056 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

::raises a glass to Gud:: May you not join me, my friend.


Cashmere - Apr 19, 2011 9:12:21 am PDT #4057 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Most of the Japanese rope tying I've seen has been women. Great knots, though.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2011 9:15:36 am PDT #4058 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Most of the Japanese rope tying I've seen has been women.

I got connections, man.

No, you're right that most of it tends to be on women, partly because the ties work so well with boobies and whatnot. But, uh, I can find pictures of dudes tied up.

Failing that, I am willing to take one for the team (Team ita!) and tie up a fully-clothed Tim and take pictures. Because I'm a giver.


§ ita § - Apr 19, 2011 9:16:45 am PDT #4059 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

FUCK, GUD!!!!

I think I was thinking of your fanart.

It will be fanart, and I have to say it says something about either me or fanart in general that I'm doing sexual bondage before peril bondage. Obviously I should be mixing the two to reconcile this discrepancy.


Amy - Apr 19, 2011 9:20:06 am PDT #4060 of 30001
Because books.

I'm so sorry, smonster.

And I hope laid-off doesn't happen tomorrow, Gud.


Gudanov - Apr 19, 2011 9:23:28 am PDT #4061 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

There's a chance it won't happen, but I'm not especially optimistic.


hippocampus - Apr 19, 2011 9:27:51 am PDT #4062 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

sending lots of job~ma your way Gud.