This must be what going mad feels like.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Mar 26, 2011 6:24:13 am PDT #402 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

It's like that old expression: "Give a sister a sorted spreadsheet and she'll be grateful. Give a sister instructions on how to sort a spreadsheet and you'll spend more time writing out the instructions and she won't nearly be as grateful."

Theo, hilarious.


Sue - Mar 26, 2011 6:26:12 am PDT #403 of 30001
hip deep in pie

So I think Oz may have eaten a small bit of ribbon. I gave him some ice cream, thinking his lactose intolerant self would throw the ice cream and ribbon back up. Is he throwing up? NO. He squawking for more ice cream.


§ ita § - Mar 26, 2011 7:07:03 am PDT #404 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Complete hatchet job of Mahatma Gandhi. I kinda wish I hadn't read it.


Tom Scola - Mar 26, 2011 7:24:33 am PDT #405 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

The NYT review of the same book wasn't nearly as bad. A lot of that, I think, is the reviewer's own projections.


§ ita § - Mar 26, 2011 7:33:48 am PDT #406 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think people should be mean about Gandhi. I also don't think he should have erections. I don't care to be rational on that front.

Hot stockings.


Lee - Mar 26, 2011 7:47:37 am PDT #407 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hot stockings.

Huh. It turns out that for me, stockings, like tattoos, shouldn't have words in them.


Atropa - Mar 26, 2011 7:57:58 am PDT #408 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Huh. It turns out that for me, stockings, like tattoos, shouldn't have words in them.

See, if they had only said "bite me", then I would have coveted a pair unreasonably.


-t - Mar 26, 2011 7:59:07 am PDT #409 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Argh. Got a notice on my door that the water will be off for 8 hours on Monday. I should probably find something to do away from the house then. And do laundry now.


-t - Mar 26, 2011 8:04:47 am PDT #410 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm not sure I like these as much, but these are really pretty.


Jessica - Mar 26, 2011 8:07:32 am PDT #411 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I *love* 311. They know everything!

The only time I regretted calling them was during the first "maple syrup smell" event a few years back - they immediately transferred me to 911 because apparently odors are considered emergencies no matter what, and then I felt really guilty for wasting the 911 operator's time. (911 transferred me to the fire department who thankfully did not dispatch anyone because I was the zillionth person they'd spoken to that night about the exact same completely harmless odor.)