Hot stockings.
Huh. It turns out that for me, stockings, like tattoos, shouldn't have words in them.
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Mar 26, 2011 7:47:37 am PDT #407 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Atropa - Mar 26, 2011 7:57:58 am PDT #408 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Huh. It turns out that for me, stockings, like tattoos, shouldn't have words in them.
See, if they had only said "bite me", then I would have coveted a pair unreasonably.
-t - Mar 26, 2011 7:59:07 am PDT #409 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Argh. Got a notice on my door that the water will be off for 8 hours on Monday. I should probably find something to do away from the house then. And do laundry now.
-t - Mar 26, 2011 8:04:47 am PDT #410 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Jessica - Mar 26, 2011 8:07:32 am PDT #411 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I *love* 311. They know everything!
The only time I regretted calling them was during the first "maple syrup smell" event a few years back - they immediately transferred me to 911 because apparently odors are considered emergencies no matter what, and then I felt really guilty for wasting the 911 operator's time. (911 transferred me to the fire department who thankfully did not dispatch anyone because I was the zillionth person they'd spoken to that night about the exact same completely harmless odor.)
§ ita § - Mar 26, 2011 8:25:58 am PDT #412 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Whereas I'd have liked them better if they only said "whip me."
I already have one pair of wordy stockings. They amuse me, although they don't get worn near often enough.
Amy - Mar 26, 2011 8:28:08 am PDT #413 of 30001
Because books.
I want some more thigh-highs.
I also like tattoos with words. My next one is going to have words, when I can get around to it.
Lee - Mar 26, 2011 8:30:05 am PDT #414 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
See, if they had only said "bite me", then I would have coveted a pair unreasonably.
And I would have thought Jilli! and made sure that you saw the link.
§ ita § - Mar 26, 2011 8:37:30 am PDT #415 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I went through a big thigh high stage a few years ago, but don't wear them near as much anymore. I don't wear anything that's as much work anymore. But I still have a ton. I should have another go at them.
Amy - Mar 26, 2011 8:40:19 am PDT #416 of 30001
Because books.
I love them. But I'd love them more with actual garters, I think.
Says the girl who wears jeans 98% of her life.