Oh, that's good. Although I maintain that her celebrity doppelganger is Christine Woods.
Question: Will hiding in a cavern with stockpiled chocolate goods be any part of this plan?
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Apr 18, 2011 9:03:17 am PDT #3876 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Fred Pete - Apr 18, 2011 9:05:13 am PDT #3877 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Coming in a little late, but best wishes for Gud and family.
Jessica - Apr 18, 2011 9:31:41 am PDT #3878 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oy - wording on "final comments" for my self-appraisal? So far all I have is "In conclusion, I am fucking awesome. Please give me more money."
flea - Apr 18, 2011 9:39:53 am PDT #3879 of 30001
information libertarian
I have successfully cancelled Tivo! I told them I was moving out of the country. They want me to call back if I sell the Tivo to someone else and let them know, which makes me a little suspicious it's some kind of pyramid scheme/CIA spy ring/mafia hit man thing.
In other TV news, I just read an article that reported a Nielsen survey that Americans watch 5 hours and 11 minutes a day on average. I don't think I'm in my house and awake for 5 hours and 11 minutes in the average day. (Also, people who live in Hawaii watch less TV which, duh, if I lived in Hawaii I would watch less TV too.)
Gudanov - Apr 18, 2011 9:40:06 am PDT #3880 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Maybe you should replace "In conclusion" with "That's right, Bitches"
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2011 9:44:55 am PDT #3881 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So you're saying not "In conclusion, hookers and blow!" then?
Vortex - Apr 18, 2011 9:52:54 am PDT #3882 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
They want me to call back if I sell the Tivo to someone else and let them know, which makes me a little suspicious it's some kind of pyramid scheme/CIA spy ring/mafia hit man thing.
When I got a new tivo, and called to cancel the subscription on the old one, they got all in my business about what was going to happen to the old one. I finally had to get shirty with the woman.
brenda m - Apr 18, 2011 9:56:19 am PDT #3883 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I canceled mine recently without any of that. Now I kind of feel like George Costanza with the carpet cleaners.
flea - Apr 18, 2011 9:56:52 am PDT #3884 of 30001
information libertarian
Yeah, instead of getting shirty, I lied to her ("Sure, I'll call you back and give this Reference Number!"). Like I lied about moving out of the country. I am okay with lying in situations like these, although I draw the line at some things, like when mr. flea used to tell the newspaper-selling telemarketers he was illiterate.
meara - Apr 18, 2011 9:57:41 am PDT #3885 of 30001
I suppose in theory that's to prevent someone from stealing your TiVo, deactivating your service, and then reactivating it themselves (or the people they sold it to). But...sounds like a PITA.