Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.

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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Apr 18, 2011 8:45:17 am PDT #3871 of 30001
Because books.

Does he have a favorite piece to play? Or a favorite musician who write/popularized a piece? You could always look for a piece of vintage sheet music and frame it. I did it for my dad with a Navy song, and he was over the moon.


tommyrot - Apr 18, 2011 8:48:20 am PDT #3872 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Jesse - Apr 18, 2011 8:54:34 am PDT #3873 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

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tommyrot - Apr 18, 2011 8:55:13 am PDT #3874 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cowboy Monkeys Riding Dogs Herding Goats

Deciding on America’s best monkey/dog rodeo act is kind of like an Elvis versus The Beatles argument. On the one hand you have the individual achievements of Whiplash and on the other the shared genius of Team Ghost Riders. Both acts have been performing for crowds of thousands across the country for many years. Not only at rodeo events, but also at state fairs and an ever-increasing number of minor league baseball games each year.

In either case it is a collaborative effort between monkey and canine. Specifically white-headed capuchin monkeys in diminutive saddles astride border collies–very smart herding dogs, who I think it is safe to say are doing the bulk of the real work in these acts. The monkeys are there to give an (almost) human face to the show. And wear a sombrero, when needed. While it does seem that the monkeys are, um, “attached” to their steeds, they also do seem to be happy with the ride and can sometimes be seen petting or patting the collies while they are in action.


javachik - Apr 18, 2011 9:00:12 am PDT #3875 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I maintain that Megan Walker's celebrity doppelganger is Ione Skye.

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Polter-Cow - Apr 18, 2011 9:03:17 am PDT #3876 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, that's good. Although I maintain that her celebrity doppelganger is Christine Woods.


Fred Pete - Apr 18, 2011 9:05:13 am PDT #3877 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Coming in a little late, but best wishes for Gud and family.


Jessica - Apr 18, 2011 9:31:41 am PDT #3878 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oy - wording on "final comments" for my self-appraisal? So far all I have is "In conclusion, I am fucking awesome. Please give me more money."


flea - Apr 18, 2011 9:39:53 am PDT #3879 of 30001
information libertarian

I have successfully cancelled Tivo! I told them I was moving out of the country. They want me to call back if I sell the Tivo to someone else and let them know, which makes me a little suspicious it's some kind of pyramid scheme/CIA spy ring/mafia hit man thing.

In other TV news, I just read an article that reported a Nielsen survey that Americans watch 5 hours and 11 minutes a day on average. I don't think I'm in my house and awake for 5 hours and 11 minutes in the average day. (Also, people who live in Hawaii watch less TV which, duh, if I lived in Hawaii I would watch less TV too.)


Gudanov - Apr 18, 2011 9:40:06 am PDT #3880 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Maybe you should replace "In conclusion" with "That's right, Bitches"