These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I -- how about that?

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erin_obscure - Mar 25, 2011 9:16:29 pm PDT #380 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

We also handle all the non-emergency calls. Those are the ones that make me wish for a 311 of our very own. Most people figure any kind of problem with another person = police intervention, but our police bureau refuses to go on certain kinds of civil situations[1]. It totally sucks to have to say "i can't help with you that, and i don't know who can. you can try calling this number or look into getting a lawyer, but police can't help you with that problem...." because that is never the answer anyone wants.

I just wannna take all the priority calls where i can help people and have another agency (like this mythical 311) deal with the long stories.

[1] eta: disclaimer: this is only for MY police. I hear tell there are other places where you if call 911 or the police non-emer line with any niggly issue, a cop shows up at your door. We essentially screen calls for officers.


Cass - Mar 25, 2011 9:20:34 pm PDT #381 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

It totally sucks to have to say "i can't help with you that, and i don't know who can. you can try calling this number or look into getting a lawyer, but police can't help you with that problem...." because that is never the answer anyone wants.

Oh, absolutely. I didn't try to make my call an emergency partially because I didn't want you, or someone like you, to be forced to deal with it. It needed an officer set out, but not full 911 response. Ugh.

Now I wish I'd stayed on the line because I hope no one was injured. But it was just something needing attention, not an emergency.


Burrell - Mar 25, 2011 9:56:15 pm PDT #382 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Pete heartily endorses me staying w/ Cass for a week

Go Pete! That's a very good husband you have.

Oh Jilli! Pass along to Pete that I adore the coffee vendor he recommended. So good! Brightest spot in my morning routine.


Cass - Mar 25, 2011 10:06:08 pm PDT #383 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Go Pete! That's a very good husband you have.

He's awesome. And I promise to take very good care of Jilli here.

The bad bit in it is that I get less time with Pete. But I am invading his home to make up for it next weekend.


billytea - Mar 26, 2011 12:17:04 am PDT #384 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Re Scott Adams, I've been scornful of his opinions for many a year, since he announced that he sometimes makes predictions that have a way of coming true, and one of his predictions is that the theory of evolution will be overturned sometime in the 21st century.

This quote is of course plumbing far greater depths of what I would like to call the Gibson-Sheen Abyss.


sarameg - Mar 26, 2011 3:55:40 am PDT #385 of 30001

Well, I managed to stay in bed until 7:30. But still up at 6. Loki playing dive bomber under the covers, MK poking me in the face and Devi sharpening her claws on the sheets didn't help...


Jesse - Mar 26, 2011 4:42:11 am PDT #386 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just read Wil Wheaton's post about the Stand By Me reunion, and aw. [link]


brenda m - Mar 26, 2011 4:59:46 am PDT #387 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Portland keeps saying it is setting up a 311 system but it still hasn't materialized.

Oh good, I was wondering, since we have that here too. (Good to understand that I was right about what it's for, not good that you don't have it yet.)

Hil or someone, what makes those lemon cakes Game of Thronesy? They do look delish.

Fay linked to that Scott Adams thing yesterday. Disgusting, and I don't see any sign that it's a joke. And now the evolution stuff? Where does this even come from? I would not have expected that.


SuziQ - Mar 26, 2011 5:02:39 am PDT #388 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I wonder if we have a 311 system here. I looked up the non-emergency number when I freaked over CJ being missing. They were extremely helpful and the police showed up to take the report within an hour. As much as it felt like an emergency to me, I didn't want to tie up the 911 operators over the issue.


Tom Scola - Mar 26, 2011 5:04:40 am PDT #389 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

We talked about River in the interview, of course, and I think Richard put it best when he said that there is this monster in Hollywood that everyone knows about. It lurks just out of view, and occasionally it reaches up and snatches someone … and it got River.

Very apt, and very sad.