That's why there are no famous female comedians.
Christopher Hitchens says that all the good female comedians are "hefty or dykey or Jewish, or some combo of the three," which makes them not REALLY women.
Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.
'The Train Job'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hil R. - Mar 25, 2011 5:31:58 pm PDT #349 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Jesse - Mar 25, 2011 5:32:35 pm PDT #350 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, sure -- if there's anyone less female than a Jewess, it's a lesbian.
sarameg - Mar 25, 2011 5:42:36 pm PDT #351 of 30001
Not even clicking the links, I hate humans. I don't even. FUCKERS.
Cashmere - Mar 25, 2011 5:44:13 pm PDT #352 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I can't click links or I will fly into a rage.
I'm too busy to rage.
Lee - Mar 25, 2011 5:44:48 pm PDT #353 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Thanks Hil!
Steph L. - Mar 25, 2011 5:46:17 pm PDT #354 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Not even clicking the links, I hate humans. I don't even. FUCKERS.
I can't click links or I will fly into a rage.
The Angry Birds link is not rage-inducing; it is chuckle-inducing -- nay, GUFFAW-inducing.
Cass - Mar 25, 2011 5:46:50 pm PDT #355 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
It's funny, because women aren't really people.
...
The hell?
sarameg - Mar 25, 2011 5:50:51 pm PDT #356 of 30001
I can't play Angry Birds. It makes me..angry. I have issues.
DavidS - Mar 25, 2011 5:54:16 pm PDT #357 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wow, Scott Adams has gone all Dave Sims.
Which I swear is a sentence that makes sense in the world of comics.
erin_obscure - Mar 25, 2011 6:08:27 pm PDT #358 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange