No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Apr 14, 2011 4:22:30 pm PDT #3373 of 30001

Pretty sure I've not had bao.

A rash just blew up on my ankle. I have no clue. Haven't eaten anything new. Maybe something bit me when I had the cats out on the deck earlier? Applied cortaid and my surefire itch-killer, cutter skinsations bug spray. Off Skintastics or whatever is the same stuff. I have no idea why it is so effective, it isn't marketed as such. Straight aloe doesn't help, the only other possible ingredient is DEET.


sarameg - Apr 14, 2011 4:36:40 pm PDT #3374 of 30001

Either an epic turf war is happening at Union Memorial Hospital, or some locals discovered their firecracker stash. I suspect the latter, but it is kinda nuts!


flea - Apr 14, 2011 4:43:21 pm PDT #3375 of 30001
information libertarian

I just bought a bikini from Lands End, from the "Canvas" section of the site ( = J. Crew wannabe.)

I may have developed some bikini anxiety in my old age, but if I never wear it, it was only $15. Here's the top: it feels very naked on me! [link]


sarameg - Apr 14, 2011 4:44:49 pm PDT #3376 of 30001

Hah! Turns out it was the Hopkins fair kickoff. My echolocation skills aren't all bad!


Jesse - Apr 14, 2011 4:48:47 pm PDT #3377 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Now I would like to buy a bathing suit. But the one I have is fine! I only wear it a couple of times a year anyway! Ah well.


sarameg - Apr 14, 2011 4:55:44 pm PDT #3378 of 30001

My swimsuit is boring and practical and smooshes everything just right [link] in pink, and I paid less for it at keifer swim shop. Actually, speedo does make pretty suits I'd consider getting [link] [link] . If I ever need one for something other than laps.


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2011 4:56:09 pm PDT #3379 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a swimsuit obsession. Especially two pieces. For the amount of time I don't actually spend in the water, I have an insane number of them.


Strix - Apr 14, 2011 4:58:44 pm PDT #3380 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I AM buying a suit this year. The one I have is a cast-off of a friend's and it's 5 years old and no support. I think I am going to buy a two piece tankini from Newport News; I am never doing to have a non-underwire suit again.

I'm thinking this [link] in black. I've never spent more than $30 on a suit, but considering I go to the pool with M a LOT more in the last 2 summers, and a suit lasts me at least 5 years, I think I am ok with it.


sarameg - Apr 14, 2011 4:58:45 pm PDT #3381 of 30001

Whereas I swim everyday, and have, um... 3 suits. All boring like the one linked. 2 retired, but kept just in case of primary suit failure. Or, you know, lost luggage.


sarameg - Apr 14, 2011 5:00:29 pm PDT #3382 of 30001

If you want something that will last for-freaking-ever, go with the polyester suits. But matters less if you aren't frying it in chlorine on a weekly basis. Mine last about 6-7 months before things start sliding around.