Kaylee: Can I? Zoe: Sure. He's out, though. Kaylee: He did this for me, once.

'Safe'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Apr 14, 2011 12:07:09 pm PDT #3318 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I have run out of Batman/Superman slash fic to read, which is amazing considering that a week ago I had zero interest in any such thing. Most of it, naturally, was either overly romantic crap or indulgently torrid sex scenes written by people who have probably never had sex. I'm disturbed at the number of people who apparently think Superman has no brain and Batman is a scary sort of father figure. If I knew enough of the actual canon I might try writing it, but I don't, and the actual canon seems very confusing and possibly not much better written than some of the fanfic. There also seem to be 83754 universes *in canon* with Superman and Batman in them, so how can anyone tell what's canon and what isn't? Anyway. I still have a bad cold and I'm going back to bed, without any slash fic except what's in my head. Hey, that rhymed. And scanned. I'm a poet on cold medicine.


Daisy Jane - Apr 14, 2011 12:07:39 pm PDT #3319 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I would have thought this was awesome if it had happened at my school [link]


sj - Apr 14, 2011 12:14:25 pm PDT #3320 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I am a pirate on the geek zodiac, and TCG is a time traveller.


DebetEsse - Apr 14, 2011 12:16:56 pm PDT #3321 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

That's awesome!


Burrell - Apr 14, 2011 12:22:22 pm PDT #3322 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

ha! I love all the Undead complaining about their bits falling off.

I would have thought this was awesome if it had happened at my school

Hey, my daughter's class got to meet that baby T-rex last year on a school field trip. I thought it was great! There was significantly less screaming when we saw him, probably because there was a museum docent right there to introduce him to the kids. Cutest moment of the visit: When the T-rex noticed the full grown T-rex skeleton behind him and started cooing at it.


Hil R. - Apr 14, 2011 12:40:05 pm PDT #3323 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

VegNews put out a statement that's basically a few paragraphs talking about how great they are and how difficult it is to keep a magazine running, and then a paragraph that starts with, "Yes, from time to time, after exhausting all options, we have resorted to using stock photography that may or may not be vegan."

I just flipped through the latest issue. As far as I can tell, there are just four photos there that aren't stock photos -- one of them is a photo of Mayim Bialik with an article she wrote about raising vegan kids, where the photographer is credited, one is a photo with a recipe where I can't imagine being able to find that photo as a stock photo, and the other two are photos of workers that they interviewed for an article about the dangers faced by slaughterhouse workers.


Daisy Jane - Apr 14, 2011 12:40:23 pm PDT #3324 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Aw, that is a cool moment!


Vortex - Apr 14, 2011 12:52:46 pm PDT #3325 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I have run out of Batman/Superman slash fic to read, which is amazing considering that a week ago I had zero interest in any such thing

I hate that, when I find a new fic genre, and I read it all obsessively for a while and then I am adrift.


smonster - Apr 14, 2011 12:57:22 pm PDT #3326 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hivemind! I roasted a chicken last night, but apparently not long enough. It's been refrigerated overnight - can I fire up the oven again and finish it? Or would that be dangerous? It is a free range chicken, I believe.


Sue - Apr 14, 2011 1:00:48 pm PDT #3327 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Smonster, I don't know if you should do that, but I would probably do what you suggest.