I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Oct 03, 2011 7:17:06 pm PDT #29948 of 30001
hip deep in pie

But there's a cat using my foot as a pillow...I feel bad about moving.


§ ita § - Oct 03, 2011 7:17:11 pm PDT #29949 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does presleep involve a bath?

Sleep doctor says yes, about an hour before, sleep psychologist says no.

She's also trying to address awakenings--on Lunesta I wake up at 1, on Ambien 3. I'm not supposed to get out of bed, but stay there and keep trying relaxation techniques.


Pix - Oct 03, 2011 7:17:22 pm PDT #29950 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

How to kill a thread?
Many possibilities.
Natter haiku wins.


DavidS - Oct 03, 2011 7:17:23 pm PDT #29951 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Serge Gainsbourg's hit on the subject was: "69 Année Érotique"


Pix - Oct 03, 2011 7:18:40 pm PDT #29952 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Natter 69: Do we have to say it?

Natter 69: ‘Nuff Said

Natter 69: Everyone’s happy


Sue - Oct 03, 2011 7:19:20 pm PDT #29953 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I was born in 1969. I am now 42, the answer to life, the universe, & everything. What can that mean????


Ginger - Oct 03, 2011 7:20:00 pm PDT #29954 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Natter 69: It's a perfectly cromulent number.


Sue - Oct 03, 2011 7:20:14 pm PDT #29955 of 30001
hip deep in pie

IS 69 THE QUESTION????


JZ - Oct 03, 2011 7:20:57 pm PDT #29956 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

St. Francis was totally awesomecakes. As far as people who were possibly both thoroughly mad and thoroughly saintly go, I love him more than practically everyone except Julian of Norwich and William Blake.

Matilda, tonight, at the conclusion of The Upside Down Show:

I am so bored. I am really really really really bored, Mommy!

Me: I'm sorry. But it's time to turn off the TV and do toothbrushing and stories anyway.

Matilda: But I don't like to be bored. It's too distasteful.

Me: ...


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2011 7:24:45 pm PDT #29957 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But I don't like to be bored. It's too distasteful.

Anyone else think Matilda will grow up to be Dorothy Parker?

ION, trying to calm down from the stress of driving nine-ish hours today. So I'm not exactly sober right now (damn, there goes my chance to work at NASA).

Also, thanks everyone for the kind words!