Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Sep 30, 2011 8:41:39 am PDT #29368 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I can't see the video, but just the still shot of the frilled shark was awesome.


Toddson - Sep 30, 2011 8:43:32 am PDT #29369 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Note to self: cities are good places to avoid sharks AND bears.


§ ita § - Sep 30, 2011 8:57:59 am PDT #29370 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought quoting the Simpsons was as good as an emoticon, if not better, to indicate I was joshing, but I guess I was unclear. Sorry, Burrell.

Apparently this is going to be one of those headaches that makes me cry. I don't know if I'm going to get anything accomplished today. I might have to call in sick for the whole day, not just until 11, like I'd initially planned.

And, fuck, is that me running out of meds?


Burrell - Sep 30, 2011 9:18:46 am PDT #29371 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I totally missed the Simpsons reference, but I'm glad that you were not serious. We're good.

I think a headache that makes you cry is a legitimate reason to call in sick.


Jessica - Sep 30, 2011 9:20:53 am PDT #29372 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Just got a text from the babysitter that Aeryn took 2 steps.

1 - Girl, those milestones are for Mommy, not Nessa!

2 - YOU ARE NOT EVEN NINE MONTHS OLD HOLY CRAP.

Does anyone have a stasis pod I can borrow? My daughter is growing up too fast.


Liese S. - Sep 30, 2011 9:28:33 am PDT #29373 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

WHAT? That can't even be right. Your daughter is walking!


sumi - Sep 30, 2011 9:28:44 am PDT #29374 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Uh oh. Aeryn is getting ready to take over the world.

Now, did the babysitter NOT use her phone to videotape? And if not -- why not???

Prehistoric Sharks: that 3rd one was totally MegaShark.


Burrell - Sep 30, 2011 9:33:23 am PDT #29375 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Impressive, Aeryn.


tommyrot - Sep 30, 2011 9:35:14 am PDT #29376 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay for car~ma for Teppy!

I am here in a TCBY waiting for my date to show up. My car's GPS took me to the wrong place, so I drove a block, pulled over and asked a student where the TCBY was. Tuns out I was in front of it.

I'm half an hour early, so I have time to catch up on internets....


§ ita § - Sep 30, 2011 9:48:58 am PDT #29377 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cool, Burrell. I had to explain "cromulent" to my immediate family, because I was just going to use it that much, and they were looking at me that funny.

I'm impressed at how many apparent first steps are captured on video. Are babies being followed around with cameras? Still, Aeryn should know better! Wait! Also, big girl!