I totally missed the Simpsons reference, but I'm glad that you were not serious. We're good.
I think a headache that makes you cry is a legitimate reason to call in sick.
You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.
Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Sep 30, 2011 9:18:46 am PDT #29371 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Jessica - Sep 30, 2011 9:20:53 am PDT #29372 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Just got a text from the babysitter that Aeryn took 2 steps.
1 - Girl, those milestones are for Mommy, not Nessa!
2 - YOU ARE NOT EVEN NINE MONTHS OLD HOLY CRAP.
Does anyone have a stasis pod I can borrow? My daughter is growing up too fast.
Liese S. - Sep 30, 2011 9:28:33 am PDT #29373 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
WHAT? That can't even be right. Your daughter is walking!
sumi - Sep 30, 2011 9:28:44 am PDT #29374 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Uh oh. Aeryn is getting ready to take over the world.
Now, did the babysitter NOT use her phone to videotape? And if not -- why not???
Prehistoric Sharks: that 3rd one was totally MegaShark.
Burrell - Sep 30, 2011 9:33:23 am PDT #29375 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Impressive, Aeryn.
tommyrot - Sep 30, 2011 9:35:14 am PDT #29376 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yay for car~ma for Teppy!
I am here in a TCBY waiting for my date to show up. My car's GPS took me to the wrong place, so I drove a block, pulled over and asked a student where the TCBY was. Tuns out I was in front of it.
I'm half an hour early, so I have time to catch up on internets....
§ ita § - Sep 30, 2011 9:48:58 am PDT #29377 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cool, Burrell. I had to explain "cromulent" to my immediate family, because I was just going to use it that much, and they were looking at me that funny.
I'm impressed at how many apparent first steps are captured on video. Are babies being followed around with cameras? Still, Aeryn should know better! Wait! Also, big girl!
Toddson - Sep 30, 2011 9:57:08 am PDT #29378 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
You have to use words they've never heard before to have your family look at you funny? huh
Jessica - Sep 30, 2011 10:02:54 am PDT #29379 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Are babies being followed around with cameras?
Pretty much, yes.
Connie Neil - Sep 30, 2011 10:09:22 am PDT #29380 of 30001
brillig
Tuns out I was in front of it.
Last night Hubby was heading onto the freeway and the car in front of him *STOPS ON THE ONRAMP* and the passenger *GETS OUT OF THE CAR* and comes back to Hubby, who is wondering WTFF, and asks
"How do we get on the freeway?"
And they're not joking.
This is why I avoid the freeway. Crazy people are there.