I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Sep 29, 2011 5:59:36 am PDT #29140 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Daaaaaamn.

I'm sayin'!

And, yeah, the kidney-sharing couple and their supercutiepie daughter (and, I think now, two adopted babies) would make awesome neighbors for, well, anyone. The kidney recipient also has a music collection that rivals Hec's and plays a mean game of Scrabble (including trash-talking, if that's what you're into).


le nubian - Sep 29, 2011 6:03:15 am PDT #29141 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

JZ,

don't tempt me. $75K might be just about all the equity I have in my house right now (she says without crying - mostly) so I am tempted to max out my credit cards and buy a house right now!


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2011 6:06:37 am PDT #29142 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

After a while your brain adjusts so you don't feel tired anymore.

When does that happen? I've been tired for months.


Jessica - Sep 29, 2011 6:08:04 am PDT #29143 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Maybe I'm just cynical, but I see $75k and think "handyman special"


bon bon - Sep 29, 2011 6:11:06 am PDT #29144 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I see "nothing in this town worth paying a premium for.".


Toddson - Sep 29, 2011 6:11:07 am PDT #29145 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I see $75K and think "closet".


le nubian - Sep 29, 2011 6:12:52 am PDT #29146 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I see $75K and see hope.

:-)


Steph L. - Sep 29, 2011 6:16:03 am PDT #29147 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I see $75k and think "Fuck, I wish our house was worth that."


Cashmere - Sep 29, 2011 6:18:30 am PDT #29148 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

The Oatmeal nails the kid sleep dep thing.

Hahahahaha! It's funny because it's true!


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2011 6:19:27 am PDT #29149 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I see $75K and think "Good start on a downpayment".