Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Sep 29, 2011 6:03:15 am PDT #29141 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

JZ,

don't tempt me. $75K might be just about all the equity I have in my house right now (she says without crying - mostly) so I am tempted to max out my credit cards and buy a house right now!


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2011 6:06:37 am PDT #29142 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

After a while your brain adjusts so you don't feel tired anymore.

When does that happen? I've been tired for months.


Jessica - Sep 29, 2011 6:08:04 am PDT #29143 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Maybe I'm just cynical, but I see $75k and think "handyman special"


bon bon - Sep 29, 2011 6:11:06 am PDT #29144 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I see "nothing in this town worth paying a premium for.".


Toddson - Sep 29, 2011 6:11:07 am PDT #29145 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I see $75K and think "closet".


le nubian - Sep 29, 2011 6:12:52 am PDT #29146 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I see $75K and see hope.

:-)


Steph L. - Sep 29, 2011 6:16:03 am PDT #29147 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I see $75k and think "Fuck, I wish our house was worth that."


Cashmere - Sep 29, 2011 6:18:30 am PDT #29148 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

The Oatmeal nails the kid sleep dep thing.

Hahahahaha! It's funny because it's true!


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2011 6:19:27 am PDT #29149 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I see $75K and think "Good start on a downpayment".


Sparky1 - Sep 29, 2011 6:23:21 am PDT #29150 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

I see 75K and think someone forgot a zero.

We went into an open house last Sunday in our neighborhood for a bungalow listed at 750K that was completely gutted and re-done inside. Things looked nice but there were some seriously stupid design decisions made (like upstairs where there is a master bath [no bathtub] without a door [one of 2 bathrooms without a door - must be a thing for them] and so anyone in the other bedroom upstairs either has to use the master bath or go down a flight of stairs. It was more important to have a master bath than to have a bathroom available to everyone up there, really?)