Niska: Mr. Reynolds? You died, Mr. Reynolds. Mal: Seemed like the thing to do.

'War Stories'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Sep 27, 2011 8:48:33 am PDT #28693 of 30001
hip deep in pie

My coworker just sent me that link, Consuela. What lovely dogs.


tommyrot - Sep 27, 2011 8:51:24 am PDT #28694 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Were you at the SFF2F?

Yep. Although I had a bad cold so I napped a lot in my hotel room.


Volans - Sep 27, 2011 8:51:29 am PDT #28695 of 30001
move out and draw fire

So far I've explained that Mommies have lots of eggs inside them and sometimes one can grow into a baby

So, I went with this plan (although I did include the menfolk as we'd been watching a lot of BBC nature docs, so he knew two birds or fish or whatever were required).

Then a couple days ago, Mal asked some neighbors who just got a puppy if they'd gotten her fixed or were they going to let her lay eggs.

The neighbors laughed, but later I was like "Dude, WTF? You know mammals don't lay eggs." to which he responded "You said that the girl animal contributes an egg and the boy animal contributes sperm!"

So yeah.


flea - Sep 27, 2011 8:54:27 am PDT #28696 of 30001
information libertarian

Yes, my children have also experienced confusion about mammalian eggs. Possibly relatedly, a chat with my sister recently caused me to Google the phrase, "Do birds have a penis?" If only I'd had billytea around! (The answer: no, except for waterfowl and ostriches. Now you know.)


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 8:56:45 am PDT #28697 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The answer: no, except for waterfowl and ostriches. Now you know.

You did know about the duck corkscrew dicks, right?


smonster - Sep 27, 2011 9:02:47 am PDT #28698 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I am now from the desert (obviously fictional! nobody lives in the desert)

Coyote is from the desert. And coyote is a TRICKSTER. ::squints at Liese::

Note also that the 2003 and 2004 Civic Hybrids had a recall on their O2 sensors (part of the catalytic convertor).

Yes, I got that letter. I'm having them check that, as well, and give me an estimate on fixing/replacing the splashguards under my car which have gotten shredded since I moved here.


Polter-Cow - Sep 27, 2011 9:04:21 am PDT #28699 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just received a report of a patient who died three times, and since death is still ongoing, we expect a fourth death any day now.


Fred Pete - Sep 27, 2011 9:08:37 am PDT #28700 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Midwesterners aren't real. We're just constructs.

Speaking just for me -- I grew up in the Midwest, and I'm pretty sure I'm a figment of my imagination.


DavidS - Sep 27, 2011 9:09:03 am PDT #28701 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

we expect a fourth death any day now.

Don't jinx 'em!


JZ - Sep 27, 2011 9:09:38 am PDT #28702 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I just received a report of a patient who died three times, and since death is still ongoing, we expect a fourth death any day now.

So, acute-on-chronic death? Or just a really big difference between mostly dead and all dead?