I'm a sockpuppet? Huh.

Kidding! I was just searching for the name of someone I myself haven't met in the flesh.

To be honest, one of the things I like best about this place is that almost everyone has met another board member at some point--we know we exist.

Kidding! I was just searching for the name of someone I myself haven't met in the flesh.

I was just confused. I was thinking, "Is it because we both live in the Midwest?"

Midwesterners aren't real. We're just constructs.

The only good Midwesterner is an ex-Midwesterner. What up, bon bon??!

May it be at the lowball end of the spectrum.

Thanks. (Was that here we were talking about our hybrids? I thought it was Bitches. The full mishegas is over there - in brief: another flat AND my "check engine" light came on with 10 miles to go on the IMA warranty and the nearest dealer 6 miles away.)

I friended him. Like raq, I was curious. I liked Gus at first and thought he was fun and smart and kind. Later, he seemed to post only from bars. I put his sourness on to him being drunk every time he posted and thought he was a mean drunk. I wasn't sure his stories were true by the end--I thought he was an alcoholic who was self-aggrandizing.

Kidding! I was just searching for the name of someone I myself haven't met in the flesh.

I can testify that tommyrot is indeed real. And delightful. As are most Midwesterners.

I thought he was an alcoholic who was self-aggrandizing

That's what I thought, too, Scrappy.

Midwesterners aren't real. We're just constructs.

The Midwest isn't real. The whole "flyover" thing is just planes flying in circles to kill time....

I have met tommyrot! But then, I'm originally from the midwest, and I am now from the desert (obviously fictional! nobody lives in the desert) so I am EVEN MORE SUSPECT.

I'm pretty sure I've met tommyrot. I think. Were you at the SFF2F? I was kinda drunk for most of it, so maybe not.