Kidding! I was just searching for the name of someone I myself haven't met in the flesh.
I was just confused. I was thinking, "Is it because we both live in the Midwest?"
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2011 8:34:46 am PDT #28680 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - Sep 27, 2011 8:35:54 am PDT #28681 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Midwesterners aren't real. We're just constructs.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 8:36:26 am PDT #28682 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The only good Midwesterner is an ex-Midwesterner. What up, bon bon??!
smonster - Sep 27, 2011 8:36:27 am PDT #28683 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
May it be at the lowball end of the spectrum.
Thanks. (Was that here we were talking about our hybrids? I thought it was Bitches. The full mishegas is over there - in brief: another flat AND my "check engine" light came on with 10 miles to go on the IMA warranty and the nearest dealer 6 miles away.)
Scrappy - Sep 27, 2011 8:36:29 am PDT #28684 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I friended him. Like raq, I was curious. I liked Gus at first and thought he was fun and smart and kind. Later, he seemed to post only from bars. I put his sourness on to him being drunk every time he posted and thought he was a mean drunk. I wasn't sure his stories were true by the end--I thought he was an alcoholic who was self-aggrandizing.
ChiKat - Sep 27, 2011 8:39:04 am PDT #28685 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Kidding! I was just searching for the name of someone I myself haven't met in the flesh.
I can testify that tommyrot is indeed real. And delightful. As are most Midwesterners.
I thought he was an alcoholic who was self-aggrandizing
That's what I thought, too, Scrappy.
tommyrot - Sep 27, 2011 8:39:11 am PDT #28686 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Midwesterners aren't real. We're just constructs.
The Midwest isn't real. The whole "flyover" thing is just planes flying in circles to kill time....
Liese S. - Sep 27, 2011 8:39:55 am PDT #28687 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I have met tommyrot! But then, I'm originally from the midwest, and I am now from the desert (obviously fictional! nobody lives in the desert) so I am EVEN MORE SUSPECT.
SuziQ - Sep 27, 2011 8:41:56 am PDT #28688 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I'm pretty sure I've met tommyrot. I think. Were you at the SFF2F? I was kinda drunk for most of it, so maybe not.
Steph L. - Sep 27, 2011 8:42:32 am PDT #28689 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I have met Liese! More than once! Both times were in the Midwest, though, so that only strengthens the claim that we're constructs.