In completely different news - breathing rocks!

It's one of my favorite things to do! Yay for steroids!

Oh, who hasn't felt at least one pang of attraction to a sociopath? Stop lying to yourself.

Dude, they are TOTALLY charming. For reals. t edit (Okay, not Gus, not to me at least, but *other* sociopaths are.)

Did not get the friend request.

Making cheese bacon egg cups.

-t wins! Because of the bacon. No one else's post had bacon.

High-functioning sociopaths have that "fake sincerity" down so well that it's almost a superpower.

You are all awesome and I love you. (unless you're a sockpuppet. then you can go hug Copernicus)

Heh.

Man, now I want eggs. And cheese. I had a bagel with cream cheese this morning that was AMAZING. Possibly just because I was so hungry, but seriously, I want like five more bagel sandwiches now.

This KateP makes me so much happier than the "I feel too ooky to look at dry toast" KateP of a few weeks ago.

High-functioning sociopaths have that "fake sincerity" down so well that it's almost a superpower.

Just look at Ted Bundy!

No delicious bacon egg cups for me. It's strictly bananas, ginger ale, and crackers today. Imagine my excitement.

Ew. Cups with eggs.

Oh, who hasn't felt at least one pang of attraction to a sociopath? Stop lying to yourself.

Well, they were mostly fictional. Mostly. (and I guess so was Gus! Ba-dum-bum. Not that I had a pang of attraction, or really knew him at all. Just don't like it when people mess with my friends)

-t wins! Because of the bacon. No one else's post had bacon.

I had a frustrating morning, so I bought a maple bacon biscuit at the coffee place around the corner. It was pretty nom.

Me too, amych!

Snuggling with sociopaths? er, um, huh?

No. no. No snuggling with sociopaths, though everyone else's points are well taken about the charming and such.

Realizing that I was expressing a willingness to snuggle with a jerk, for the sake of snuggling, caused me to say outloud, "Wait a minute. No I'm not!"

So, I've got that going for me.