Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beekaytee - Sep 27, 2011 7:01:11 am PDT #28623 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Took me a while to work out you weren't on the couch with them.

Does it scream how sad my life is that I wouldn't mind that?


Jesse - Sep 27, 2011 7:02:49 am PDT #28624 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Mostly I think it is a waste of everyone's energy. He's not very interesting, nothing new to the story, sad and pathetic much like any number of people we encounter on the interwebs.

Yes.


§ ita § - Sep 27, 2011 7:05:43 am PDT #28625 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Talking about stuff it occurs to me to talk about isn't a waste of my energy. You reading it might be a waste of yours, but I stand by this being an indulgence that costs little and works out quite fine.


Volans - Sep 27, 2011 7:08:53 am PDT #28626 of 30001
move out and draw fire

there's nothing on his Google+ page

Well, you know Google+'s draconian policy on true names.

at least he didn't create twelve sockpuppets like that girl Jessie did

In my job as "virtual identity girl" I recently had to explain to my boss and others why you really can't use the terms "sockpuppet" and "sweaterpuppet" interchangeably.


Tom Scola - Sep 27, 2011 7:09:38 am PDT #28627 of 30001
hwæt

I've never heard of "sweaterpuppet" before.


Amy - Sep 27, 2011 7:10:41 am PDT #28628 of 30001
Because books.

I thought they were called "sweater puppies".


Volans - Sep 27, 2011 7:11:31 am PDT #28629 of 30001
move out and draw fire

And apparently "sweater scuds" and some other stuff. I had to bring up Urban Dictionary and then do a dramatic reading.

Well, I didn't HAVE to, but you know, that's my value-added.


billytea - Sep 27, 2011 7:11:31 am PDT #28630 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I thought they were called "sweater puppies".

Presumably, "sweaterpuppet" is the diminutive.


Consuela - Sep 27, 2011 7:12:13 am PDT #28631 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

What's a sweaterpuppet? Or sweater puppy?


Amy - Sep 27, 2011 7:12:39 am PDT #28632 of 30001
Because books.

I thought they were boobs.