Jayne is a girl's name.

River ,'Trash'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Sep 26, 2011 4:58:11 am PDT #28310 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Like, there's a review where the person is disgusted by my "potty mouth."

Seriously, this person can go fuck him/herself.


Ginger - Sep 26, 2011 5:02:55 am PDT #28311 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I don't know how writers keep their heads from exploding when someone puts one star on a book because he thought this was a different book or because the postman left the package in the rain.


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2011 5:05:24 am PDT #28312 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, Matilda.

Princess Bride Monopoly board.


Jessica - Sep 26, 2011 5:07:30 am PDT #28313 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't know how writers keep their heads from exploding when someone puts one star on a book because he thought this was a different book or because the postman left the package in the rain.

Amazon star ratings tend to be fairly useless because of this tendency to review the UPS guy vs the actual product. Drives me nuts.


DavidS - Sep 26, 2011 5:17:28 am PDT #28314 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett has a crazy busy schedule and all before 8 a.m.

Yeah, that's why we had the car. But I have to say he's been a total trooper about it.


amyth - Sep 26, 2011 5:19:10 am PDT #28315 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Happy Birthday, Matilda!


smonster - Sep 26, 2011 5:20:37 am PDT #28316 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Happy birthday, not-so-wee Matilda! Your grasp of the universe is whimsical and charming, may your birthday be the same.


JenP - Sep 26, 2011 5:22:08 am PDT #28317 of 30001

Happy Birthday, Matilda!


billytea - Sep 26, 2011 5:25:04 am PDT #28318 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy birthday, Matilda!


Kathy A - Sep 26, 2011 5:32:43 am PDT #28319 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hippo birdies, Matilda!!

We have our "what changes are occurring and how to handle them" meeting in 30 minutes. I've got my list of "who the hell's going to this now--me?" tasks to ask about.