I just got a bad review on Amazon and am taking it personally. 
STOP THAT. Thing One: your book is awesome. Thing Two: NEVER READ THE REVIEWS OF YOUR WORK ON AMAZON. That's like looking at the Amazon sales ranking. Express ticket to depressed crazytown.
	
 
		
		
Every book in the world gets a bad review from someone. Taking it personally is a good way to make yourself insane. STEP AWAY.
	
 
		
		
 I just got a bad review on Amazon and am taking it personally. 
Heh, I got a bad review in the press that called my Tom Waits book the absolute worst in the entire 33 1/3 series.
My publisher wanted to put that review on the back of the second edition.
	
 
		
		
C'mon. You guys don't read your reviews? 
I know. I get butthurt. It's a character flaw. 
	
 
		
		
 C'mon. You guys don't read your reviews? 
Nope. Pete reads them, and tells me if there's an interesting thing I should see, but I don't read them. I can be a ridiculously oversensitive snowflake, and I know it. 
	
 
		
		
I read reviews. I pay more attention when they're adults with some grasp of their field. When it's random 13-year-olds or asshole fucktards who like to take out their aggression on the internets, no. Also, my books are not *me*. 
	
 
		
		
I worked on a show that was called "a travesty of a mockery of a sham" in the Sun-Times. 
	
 
		
		
Tim says "the work is not you. Unless they say something nice and then it's totally you."
I'm a masochist. 
	
 
		
		
Tim's right. And you don't have to be a masochist, you know. 
	
 
		
		
Random Statement:
I am not pregnant. Were I pregnant and having a girl, however, I would already have ordered this onesie:
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