That's not what making out sounds like -- unless I'm doing it wrong?

Willow ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Sep 23, 2011 2:36:47 pm PDT #28082 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh god, I stink of stressed out flop sweat.

It's been such a shitty week.

The car started to have transmission problems. We went to the Credit Union and they gave us a loan to get a new starter clutch.

Yay! Money to fix the problem.

Took it to the garage and the mechanic says, "Uh...looks like the whole transmission is going. Also the IMA battery." (IMA = Hybrid battery)

We decide not to invest in a new transmission ($3,300) and IMA battery ($3,000) at this time. That's more than we paid for it. I thought we were buying smart by investing in Honda!

Mechanic said it's drivable with new starter clutch.

Guess what? Not. Drivable. Transmission gives out on first hill going home. Paid $1,600 (that we now owe) to make the car less functional.

Also, EM had occurrence of lice and we had to scour the house and inspect/kill-shampoo all heads.

Also, the knob came off my stove and I can't turn on the oven.

However, I did sell off a bag of my CDs (at penny on the pound) to get Emmett the fruit tart he requested for his birthday.

Don't know what to do about the car right now. Too stinky and tired from hauling ass all over the city with immovable automobile to think.

OTOH, no cancer in sight.

::knock wood::

I keep thinking about the guy I heard on NPR once who said, "If your problems don't include the words "indicted" or "inoperable" they're not as bad as you think."

Which is true. But it's been a shitty week.


§ ita § - Sep 23, 2011 2:37:24 pm PDT #28083 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, minor reorg in the department that will probably not change my life at all, and I'M OUTTIE for the weekend.

Time to start doing timekilling things to get me to Show time.


Polter-Cow - Sep 23, 2011 2:47:33 pm PDT #28084 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Damn, Hec. That is pretty damn shitty, FPC.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 23, 2011 2:54:30 pm PDT #28085 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Maria, it's wonderful to hear the encouraging news about your DH.


Pix - Sep 23, 2011 2:55:09 pm PDT #28086 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

P-C, I haven’t seen any of the above, so I couldn’t tell you.

4 days? 53 girls? Um yay shower! When do you get to move on to vodka cocktails?

...As soon as I get the energy to get off the couch? There is nothing in the fridge and ND is working tonight, so I’ll have to manage it at some point.

Hec, that is a shitty day (FPC invoked).


sarameg - Sep 23, 2011 3:03:07 pm PDT #28087 of 30001

My car has fleas. Or maybe flies. No, really.

I think we've run the gamut of FPC now!

Seriously, car functioning woes are stressy.


Beverly - Sep 23, 2011 3:07:54 pm PDT #28088 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh Hec, I'm sorry about the shitty, and hope for less so.

ita, that's wonderful about the two WAH days! I'd have trouble increasing communication, too. I think I'd find an antique mimeo and do a weekly newsletter. Because I'm an ass. But I don't recommend you do that. I have no practical advice.

I picked the Patterdale first, then the American Pit. I would just like to say that I don't think any dog should have to endure the breed name "Black Mouth Cur". "Black Mouth Happy Dog" or "Black Mouth Loyal Hound", or even "Black Mouth Dog" would do. Why you gotta go calling inoffensive puppies curs, huh?

Also, I think more dogs should be called Catahoulas, 'cause--hey, pretty! And I bet a lot of them can say it!


brenda m - Sep 23, 2011 3:09:22 pm PDT #28089 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I went back in time and picked the pit:

It took you -1316801213 seconds, and 1 attempt to find the Pit.

But then I do spend a lot of time at the dog park.

Aw shit, Hec. What a sucky day. I am having a sucky day at work, where I still am, but nothing to that extent. Yet.


-t - Sep 23, 2011 3:15:16 pm PDT #28090 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

brenda's a neutrino!


smonster - Sep 23, 2011 3:15:55 pm PDT #28091 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hec, that totally sucks. What vintage is your Honda hybrid? My IMA is going as well (though two dealers have told me it's not, fuckos) and I think my starter is going. I have a 2004 Civic.