I dun geddit. Their gf's wanted to thank me, in detailed description for their, um, "attributes". No, really, no thanks! All them! Nothing to do with me!
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Beverly - Sep 23, 2011 10:04:10 am PDT #28031 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
beekaytee - Sep 23, 2011 10:11:26 am PDT #28032 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
Their gf's wanted to thank me, in detailed description for their, um, "attributes". No, really, no thanks! All them! Nothing to do with me!
Wow. That's some open communication. Yikes. And this is coming from a woman who can pretty much talk to anyone about anything.
I love the look of relief on my clients' faces when I wave past their hesitance and start speaking comfortably about sex.
But a son's girlfriend? No thanks!
Beverly - Sep 23, 2011 10:18:55 am PDT #28033 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I KNOW, right? Ugh.
Somehow I got to be a default confidant and de facto counselor (yes, I was seeing someone myself. Yes, I checked my responses with the pros) for a lot of their friends. But TMI is still TMI.
Maria - Sep 23, 2011 10:24:07 am PDT #28034 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
There are *lines* people. Lines that should never be crossed. Lines that should be more heavily fortified than the Maginot Line, and defended just as forcefully.
Bev, this is one of those lines.
Atropa - Sep 23, 2011 10:30:33 am PDT #28035 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
(Yes, I threw up in my mouth a little just writing that.)
I was wondering if the brain worms had gotten to you.
Jilli, I downloaded a Gorey font that would be perfect for you. Not sure how easy it would be to tattoo, though.
Ooooh, tell me the name of it! Pete may have it on his computer already.
There are *lines* people. Lines that should never be crossed. Lines that should be more heavily fortified than the Maginot Line, and defended just as forcefully.
Whereas when Dad started talking to me about the possibility of him socializing/dating, I said "You have needs, I completely understand, I don't think you're trying to replace Mom. Oh, and never give a porn site or escort your credit card number."
Amy - Sep 23, 2011 10:31:53 am PDT #28036 of 30001
Because books.
It's simply called "Gorey," Jilli.
Jesse - Sep 23, 2011 10:33:26 am PDT #28037 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
There are *lines* people. Lines that should never be crossed. Lines that should be more heavily fortified than the Maginot Line, and defended just as forcefully.
Bev, this is one of those lines.
YES.
Cass - Sep 23, 2011 10:57:18 am PDT #28038 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Telling your dad about being careful with porn sites is just being a responsible daughter in this case, Jilli. Dad would never try to replace your mom but he's human.
Best thing about free internet on smartphones on this plane? Maps! I can try and figure out where I am!
Cass - Sep 23, 2011 11:12:15 am PDT #28039 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm over Lake Tahoe!
I am ridiculously easy to please with a window and a map.
-t - Sep 23, 2011 11:25:53 am PDT #28040 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
::waves at sky::