Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Apr 11, 2011 12:27:00 pm PDT #2798 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Lots of job~ma for you DH, Sox.


Consuela - Apr 11, 2011 12:32:20 pm PDT #2799 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Good luck, Gud & Sox. And Sassafrass! C'mon home, you sneaky dog!


Sheryl - Apr 11, 2011 12:43:13 pm PDT #2800 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Much job~ma for you, Gud.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2011 1:15:09 pm PDT #2801 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

STOP PLAYING WITH THE LIGHTS, DAMMIT.


aurelia - Apr 11, 2011 1:30:19 pm PDT #2802 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Sorry. It's what I do.


Strix - Apr 11, 2011 1:41:59 pm PDT #2803 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ah, Gud, I'm sorry. I hope things turn for the better.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2011 1:44:21 pm PDT #2804 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have two questions of differing importance:

  • Does Khloé Kardashian pronounce her name cloe-ay?
  • Does anyone know anyone who has been hurt by closing elevator doors? Should I not be throwing myself between them so willy nilly?

Okay, that was three.


erin_obscure - Apr 11, 2011 1:55:47 pm PDT #2805 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

my gramma lost a boot to an escalator and spent the rest of her life terrified of the things. Don't know any elevator door injuries. The new ones have sensors so they will stay open of there's an obstruction, but i am a little wary of older elevator doors.


Toddson - Apr 11, 2011 2:01:36 pm PDT #2806 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I once got a truly spectacular bruise from an elevator door that slammed closed on me (it started closing as I was getting on the elevator and I put my arm up and, after hitting me really hard, it opened again). My arm was all kinds of interesting colors from wrist to elbow. Our HR person photographed it as evidence to get building management to do something about the elevators.


flea - Apr 11, 2011 2:20:22 pm PDT #2807 of 30001
information libertarian

Khloe Kardashian pronounces it KLOWE-ee. Signed, that one time I flew across the US and there was a TV in my seat, I totally watched six episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians.