I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, Jess. Truly.
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Sep 21, 2011 8:06:42 am PDT #27522 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
le nubian - Sep 21, 2011 8:09:16 am PDT #27523 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Jessica,
no way in any possible world are you that annoying. No possible way.
Kathy A - Sep 21, 2011 8:13:39 am PDT #27524 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Happy birthday, Sophia!!
amyth - Sep 21, 2011 8:15:41 am PDT #27525 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
So Corb Lund is having a haiku contest on Twitter, and the prize is a t-shirt. I really want to win. Not because I want a t-shirt (I have a couple of Corb shirts that I rarely wear), or because I want to interact with Corb on Twitter or anywhere (I've interacted with him plenty in person, and it's always been painfully awkward, transitioning to funny-in-retrospect), but because I suddenly want to be recognized as the haiku MASTER.
It's possible that I'm having a low-motivation day at work.
meara - Sep 21, 2011 8:19:04 am PDT #27526 of 30001
I am having a day I hope doesn't get worse? I ripped an extra inch in the already too high slit on my dress while getting out of the car this morning, after ripping a huge hole in the hose I was gOing to wear.
Also, I don't like first times at a place. And they put me in a hot room with a very loud cycling freezer.
Steph L. - Sep 21, 2011 8:19:26 am PDT #27527 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Happy Birthdays, Sophia and smonster!!!
I usually don't take my lunch until 2:30, because then when I come back the day is almost over, BUT I am DYING to go to the comic store NOW.
Amy - Sep 21, 2011 8:19:59 am PDT #27528 of 30001
Because books.
As haiku master, you should have a sidekick. A POODLE sidekick.
amyth - Sep 21, 2011 8:23:30 am PDT #27529 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
As haiku master, you should have a sidekick. A POODLE sidekick.
You've articulated a large chunk of my life dream.
I said happy birthday to smonster in Bitches, but not Sophia, so Happy Birthday to smonster and Sophia!
meara, hope your day doesn't get worse.
javachik - Sep 21, 2011 8:31:28 am PDT #27530 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
meara, the room got hotter when you entered!!
I didn't get to watch The New Girl but I love the entire Deshaniel family so I will probably like it. And the preview where she's making comic sounds with her glasses? I love.
Their dad (my third favorite dp of all time) is super cool too. I definitely got a certain "type" of hollywood when I worked at Eddie Bauer at the Bev Center, back when they actually sold parkas abd actual outdoor stuff. Caleb would come in before most location shoots and "let me" figure out all of his wardrobe needs. He was very funny and hated to shop. He'd tell me locale, and I'd put a wardrobe together while he sat on a corner reading. Sometimes he'd bring along a kid or two, abd that was my fave. Who knew they'd grow up to be so beguiling?
Jesse - Sep 21, 2011 8:33:17 am PDT #27531 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Happy Birthday, Sophia and smonster!!!