Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Sep 21, 2011 8:13:39 am PDT #27524 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy birthday, Sophia!!


amyth - Sep 21, 2011 8:15:41 am PDT #27525 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

So Corb Lund is having a haiku contest on Twitter, and the prize is a t-shirt. I really want to win. Not because I want a t-shirt (I have a couple of Corb shirts that I rarely wear), or because I want to interact with Corb on Twitter or anywhere (I've interacted with him plenty in person, and it's always been painfully awkward, transitioning to funny-in-retrospect), but because I suddenly want to be recognized as the haiku MASTER.

It's possible that I'm having a low-motivation day at work.


meara - Sep 21, 2011 8:19:04 am PDT #27526 of 30001

I am having a day I hope doesn't get worse? I ripped an extra inch in the already too high slit on my dress while getting out of the car this morning, after ripping a huge hole in the hose I was gOing to wear.

Also, I don't like first times at a place. And they put me in a hot room with a very loud cycling freezer.


Steph L. - Sep 21, 2011 8:19:26 am PDT #27527 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Happy Birthdays, Sophia and smonster!!!

I usually don't take my lunch until 2:30, because then when I come back the day is almost over, BUT I am DYING to go to the comic store NOW.


Amy - Sep 21, 2011 8:19:59 am PDT #27528 of 30001
Because books.

As haiku master, you should have a sidekick. A POODLE sidekick.


amyth - Sep 21, 2011 8:23:30 am PDT #27529 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

As haiku master, you should have a sidekick. A POODLE sidekick.

You've articulated a large chunk of my life dream.

I said happy birthday to smonster in Bitches, but not Sophia, so Happy Birthday to smonster and Sophia!

meara, hope your day doesn't get worse.


javachik - Sep 21, 2011 8:31:28 am PDT #27530 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

meara, the room got hotter when you entered!!

I didn't get to watch The New Girl but I love the entire Deshaniel family so I will probably like it. And the preview where she's making comic sounds with her glasses? I love.

Their dad (my third favorite dp of all time) is super cool too. I definitely got a certain "type" of hollywood when I worked at Eddie Bauer at the Bev Center, back when they actually sold parkas abd actual outdoor stuff. Caleb would come in before most location shoots and "let me" figure out all of his wardrobe needs. He was very funny and hated to shop. He'd tell me locale, and I'd put a wardrobe together while he sat on a corner reading. Sometimes he'd bring along a kid or two, abd that was my fave. Who knew they'd grow up to be so beguiling?


Jesse - Sep 21, 2011 8:33:17 am PDT #27531 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy Birthday, Sophia and smonster!!!


Sophia Brooks - Sep 21, 2011 8:33:34 am PDT #27532 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday smonster!


tommyrot - Sep 21, 2011 8:33:49 am PDT #27533 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Birthday Happies Sophia and smonster!!!